Adulthood Pending

What if aliens landed today and judged humanity… based only on millennial culture? 👽 From Tamagotchis and Lunchables to 4 Loko and MySpace, we’re breaking down the artifacts, habits, and chaos that would either save Earth or get us instantly vaporized.

This is our 20th episode of Adulthood Pending, so you already know it’s going off the rails. Nick and Zaga ask the real questions:

• Would aliens crown Pitbull “Mr. Worldwide” as Earth’s leader?

• Is McDonald’s Sprite secretly a weapon of mass destruction?

• And why do millennials keep embarrassing ourselves in front of the galaxy?

Grab your tinfoil hat and a Capri Sun, because adulthood is still pending… and the mothership is here. 🚀

🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.

This week, Zaga & Nick host the very first meeting of Pet Parents Anonymous — the millennial support group for people who can’t keep succulents alive but still throw birthday parties for their dogs. 🐾🌱We’re talking:🐶 The chaos of being a “pet parent” vs. a “plant parent”💀 Our biggest pet/plant fails (RIP overfed fish & overwatered succulents)🚩 “Is This Love or Obsession?” game — FaceTiming your dog on vacation, pet acupuncture, naming plants after celebrities🤣 Audience-style confessions (“Hi, I’m Jamie, and I killed a cactus in 3 days…”)🔥 Hot takes: Fake plants or real plants? Succulents = scam? Cats = quiet quitters?It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s painfully relatable for every millennial who’s ever bought a $60 dog sweater or cried over a dying fiddle leaf fig.💬 Audience Question: What’s your funniest pet or plant fail? Drop it in the comments or text us at 914-407-4058 — your story might make it into Part 2!🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.

This week, Zaga & Nick look back at every so-called “once-in-a-lifetime” event millennials have lived through — from Y2K panic to 9/11, from the 2008 Recession to COVID, and now the AI boom.

We’ve been told we’re living in “unprecedented times” our whole lives… but at this point, unprecedented feels like the precedent.

We’re talking:
💻 Y2K panic and kid-logic apocalypse fears
📉 Surviving the 2008 recession as broke 20-somethings
🌀 The Mayan apocalypse & the meme era
😷 Pandemic chaos, Zoom life, toilet paper wars
🤖 AI “changing everything” (again)

And to wrap it up: we play More or Less Unprecedented to crown the dumbest “Most Unprecedented Event of All Time.”

💬 Audience Question: What’s the most ridiculous “unprecedented” thing you remember living through? Drop it in the comments — we might read it in the next episode!

🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw

📲 Follow us:
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adulthood.pending

💬 Join our Discord:
https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH

“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell
© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKid
Used with permission.
Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo
All rights reserved.

“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØ
Recorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris Wirth
Used with permission.
Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkw
All rights reserved.

#MillennialPodcast #ComedyPodcast #UnprecedentedTimes

🎵 Music Credit:

This week, Zaga & Nick take you on a chaotic, hilarious trip back to the 90s and 2000s — when life was simpler, our biggest problem was keeping our Tamagotchis alive, and downloading one song took 45 minutes.

We’re talking:

🎧 Forgotten tech & internet struggles

💬 AIM away message flexing

💥 Weird trends that came and went faster than Von Dutch hats

🌀 Random childhood obsessions we took way too seriously

If you grew up in the millennial era, you’ll be laughing, cringing, and saying, “OMG I remember that!” the whole time.

💬 Audience Question: What’s one random obsession you had as a kid that you totally forgot about until now? Comment below — we might read yours in the next episode!

🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw

📲 Follow us:

🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING

📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending

📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending

💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH

👕 Rep your millennial chaos:

Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.

👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:

https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com

🎵 Music Credit:

“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell

© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKid

Used with permission.

Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo

All rights reserved.

“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØ

Recorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris Wirth

Used with permission.

Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkw

All rights reserved.

Why do we all follow unspoken rules of adulthood that make zero sense?
This week, Zaga and Nick break down the dumbest, most pointless “adult rules” we’ve all been pretending are real — from pointless social etiquette to fake work habits we only do to “look busy.”

We’re exposing the weird behaviors we inherited from our parents, the bizarre expectations we enforce on ourselves, and the completely made-up rules that somehow became a part of everyday millennial life.

If you’ve ever:

• Followed a “rule” just to avoid looking immature

• Pretended to know what you’re doing in front of other adults

• Kept a habit you can’t explain

  
  

…you’re not alone — you’re just like us. And we’re all faking it together.

💬 YOUR TURN:
What’s one unspoken adult rule you follow for no reason? Drop it in the comments — your answer might end up in next week’s episode.

🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING
📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending
📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending
🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw
💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH

🎵 Music Credit:
“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell
© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKid
Used with permission.
Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo
All rights reserved.

👴🏼 “You Know You’re in Your 30s When…”
(aka: I Pulled a Muscle Sitting Down)

Remember when your body didn’t audibly creak and you could party without checking if your HSA covered recovery time? This episode is for every millennial who now grunts when they stand up too fast.

Zaga and Nick are diving into the hilarious, painful, and painfully hilarious signs that you’ve officially crossed into your 30s. From weird medical bills to sleeping injuries, it’s the episode that says: “We’re not old, we’re just... vintage.”

🎯 If you’ve ever:
✔️ Groaned when picking something up
✔️ Had a favorite grocery store
✔️ Said “I can’t drink like I used to” unironically
—you're one of us now.

🎧 In This Episode:
🛏️ The things that now count as a “wild night” (hint: it's laundry)
💊 When every drawer in your house is a junk drawer or a med kit
📉 When social plans require recovery time
📺 Nostalgic ads from our youth that promised we’d be cooler than this
📱 TikTok fads that make us feel ancient

💥 Bonus:
Nick breaks down. Zaga forgets what he was talking about mid-sentence. It’s giving peak millennial.

👇 Comment below:
What’s YOUR “Oh God, I’m 30” moment?

👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.

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🎥 They Taught Us the Recorder—Not Taxes(aka: The Millennial Curriculum Was a Joke)

Remember when school taught us how to square dance, label mitochondria, and make dioramas… but not how to budget, file taxes, or break a lease? Same.

In this episode, Zaga and Nick take attendance for the absolute dumbest things we were taught growing up—and the life skills we really needed instead. From cursive trauma to fake college courses that sound too real (yes, “Tree Climbing” was legit), we’re breaking down the millennial school system one useless fact at a time.

If you ever:

✔️ Used a TI-83 to draw stick figures instead of graphing

✔️ Thought you’d need to recite all 50 state capitals in a job interview

✔️ Still don’t understand W-4s but can sew a pillow like a bossThis one’s for you.

🎒 In This Episode:

📚 Useless Lessons 101 – Why we know how to build popsicle stick bridges but not how to rent an apartment

💸 What We Should’ve Learned – Emotional regulation, budgeting, and other things that actually matter

🧠 Real or Fake College Class? – Take our pop quiz and see if you can guess which classes are legit

🎲 Draft Game – What would be in your Millennial School Survival Pack?

🎤 Bonus Bits:

“We got graded for coloring inside the lines… and now we’re too anxious to call our landlord.”

“Turns out mitochondria knowledge doesn’t help you refinance your car.”

💬 Drop a Comment:

📢 What’s something school taught you that’s been completely useless in adulthood?

🧠 What subject do you wish they’d taught?👀 Which ridiculous class from our quiz do you lowkey wish was real?

👕 Rep the Chaos:We made merch for people who peaked in Home Ec.

👉 Shop now at adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com

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👕 Adulthood Pending
“Millennial Survival Mode: Why Were We Like This?”

Remember when dinner was week-old Domino’s and your bed was just…vibes and a futon? When a Four Loko and 2 hours of sleep somehow powered you through a double shift? Yeah. We used to live like that. And we were proud of it.

This week, Zaga and Nick strap on their nostalgia goggles (and adult braces of emotional clarity) to relive the utter disaster that was our 20s — and ask the real question:
Could we survive that life now… or would we tap out IMMEDIATELY?

If you’ve ever:
✔️ Used Febreze instead of doing laundry
✔️ Thought a $3 taco and an energy drink was a meal
✔️ Claimed “minimalism” while living with zero furniture
—this episode is for you, king.

🎧 In This Episode:
🔥 Drafting the Ultimate Broke Guy Survival Pack
🤡 “Would You Survive or Tap Out?” (Spoiler: Therapy might be needed)
😬 Then or Still? Game — where past chaos meets present mess
🛒 Remembering why Target is the final boss of your bank account
🧻 Plus: Rico Yoga, crusty pans, and the myth of a functional adult routine

Fun Fact:
If you had one towel, a cracked phone, and a Bluetooth speaker—you were a millennial millionaire.

👇 Sound off in the comments:
🏆 What’s one thing you did in your 20s that felt normal… but was secretly a cry for help?
🎒 What’s the dumbest item in your Broke Guy Starter Pack?
😎 Could you survive the Four Loko Shift?

👕 Rep your millennial chaos:
Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.
👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:
https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com

💬 Join the chaos IRL(ish):
Discord’s open. And yes, you can lurk without guilt:
https://discord.gg/E7Ny6nPb

📅 New episodes every week on nostalgia, burnout, and millennial survival instincts.
Because we’re all just trying to remember if we paid rent.

#AdulthoodPending #MillennialSurvival #FunnyPodcast #BrokeGuyStarterPack #ThenOrStill #ComedyPodcast #MillennialLife #FourLokoEra #AdultingFail #PodcastHumor #ZagaAndNick

I Didn’t Know I’d Cry Over Groceries 🛒 | Adulthood Pending This week, Ellie and Julianna unpack the hilarious (and sometimes heartbreaking) reality of being a millennial trying to function in 2025. From grocery store meltdowns to the tiny chores that feel like Olympic achievements, we’re talking about all the little ways adulthood ambushes you.✨ In this episode:Sticker shock and why eggs cost as much as rentThe hidden costs of “just existing”Our biggest adult wins (and the fails we’d rather forget)The art of romanticizing errands you secretly hateThis Day in Millennial History — reliving July 18th moments that defined a generation🌟 Listener Question: What everyday adult chore makes you feel like you deserve a gold star sticker? Drop your “I’m a responsible grown-up” moments in the comments—we might read yours in the next episode!If you’ve ever cried over a receipt, considered budgeting a form of self-care, or wondered when you became the adult in the room…this one’s for you.👍 Don’t forget to: Subscribe, hit the bell, and leave a review so you never miss an episode!👕 Rep Your Millennial Chaos:Yeah, we made merch. Because if you can’t hang out in real life, you can at least wear the same hoodie and pretend we’re all still cool.👉 Grab your Adulthood Pending tees, hoodies, and other questionable life choices here:👉 ⁠https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com⁠💬 Join our Discord! It’s like the group chat you actually want to keep up with.https://discord.gg/E7Ny6nPb📢 Subscribe & Stick Around:New episodes every week about nostalgia, millennial burnout, and why none of us feel like real adults yet—but at least we’re in this together.👀 Watch, comment, share, and help us feel less alone in this friendship purgatory.#AdulthoodPending #MillennialFriendship #AdultingPodcast #FunnyPodcast #FriendshipAfter25 #MillennialLife #PopCultureNostalgia #GrowingUpMillennial #FriendshipFails #StayConnected#MillennialPodcast #AdultingPodcast #GroceryInflation #FunnyMillennialStories #MillennialBurnout #AdulthoodPending

:👥 Adulthood Pending “Friendships After 25: Are We Still Cool?”

Remember when friendship meant sitting in someone’s crusty dorm room eating Hot Pockets at 2 AM? Or making a random road trip because gas was $1.50 and your spine didn’t hurt yet? Those were the days. Now, hanging out feels like coordinating a G7 summit.

This week, Zaga, Nick, and Copper break down the awkward, hilarious, and sometimes depressing truth about millennial friendships after 25. We’ll confess to flaking on plans (a lot), ghosting group chats by accident (or on purpose), and why seeing your best friend twice a year somehow counts as “quality time.”

If you’ve ever:

✔️ Said “Let’s catch up soon!” and never texted back

✔️ Had to put “HANG OUT” on your calendar three months in advance

✔️ Wondered if you’re a terrible friend because life is just…exhausting

—this one’s for you.

🎧 In This Episode:

💬 The sacred chaos of Group Chats & Growing Pains

📱 Long-distance friendships that survive on memes and FaceTime

🙈 Flaking without shame because staying in is self-care

🥲 The bittersweet realization that adult friendships take actual effort

🎬 A throwback to pop culture moments that made us feel like we’d be friends forever (The Marshall Mathers LP, Star Wars: Episode I, Frasier, and Xena)

🔥 Fun Fact: Adult friendships are basically like subscription services—if you don’t check in, you still get charged emotionally.

👇 Drop a comment and tell us:

😬 What’s your biggest friendship fail?

📼 What movie, album, or show still makes you think of your old crew?

🙌 What’s ONE thing you’d bring back from your 20s if you could?

👕 Rep Your Millennial Chaos:Yeah, we made merch. Because if you can’t hang out in real life, you can at least wear the same hoodie and pretend we’re all still cool.

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New episodes every week about nostalgia, millennial burnout, and why none of us feel like real adults yet—but at least we’re in this together.

👀 Watch, comment, share, and help us feel less alone in this friendship purgatory.

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