We return after a year long absence from the hallowed halls of the AFL media commentariat. Sam receives an education on just how bad Carlton have been, and is shocked to discover that other teams are also still bad. More surprising; which teams are good now.

We say bye bye to the byes, and decide that this season is the drunkest season at the bar. Sam thinks Jacob Weitering is a ghost.

We showed up to play somewhere during the first half with this episode... but better late than never. A special episode feature a mid-season review for our bottom-four candidates, and also Sam's mic worked this time.

Live from Mantra Studios, Chris and Sam return for another week, only this time one of them failed to watch any football. The Cellar finally returns to a semblance of normalcy, and we look across the round and try to figure out what happened.

A special, face-to-face edition of the podcast, with a rambling coverage of all the worst of AFL this week. Includes our lessening fears of the Adelaide buzz saw, the special Shanghai trip for our special boys, and the demolition of Chris's Cats for the third week.

We review the latest humiliation for the Hawthorn Hawks, Sydney Swans, and an oh so close game for North Melbourne's Kangaroos, leaving all three winless to start the season. Sam reviews the food available at UNSW Oval in ... Canberra?

Another week of upsets in the cellar, with Hawthorn, Sydney, and North Melbourne all making unexpected appearances. We delve into the joys of their failure, and Sam speaks in raptures of his beloved Blues.

If Round 02 brought us two complete drubbings and one nail-biter, it also brought us beautiful moments of symmetry with the ladder perfectly balanced, and moments of gorgeous serendipity in Sydney's presence in the bottom four. Chris also tries to kick Sam off the pod.

We return from the podcasting equivalent of an ACL, with hot takes on Carlton, Fremantle, Gold Coast, Brisbane, and the triumphant conclusion to the AFLW.

Slumping back from the depths of winter, Sam and Chris try to muster the will and the courage to talk about the bottom four. It is ... difficult.