We review the limited games on offer this round, discuss the Rhodes scholarship, and present the best ever AFL club song.

In this episode, we once again cast our discerning eye over the bottom four, update you on the Rhodes Goal Kicking Scholarship, and look forward to round 11. We also question just what Charlie Dixon and Jack Martin were drinking, and take a brief look at the NEAFL.

In this episode, we run through the bottom four, including the inaugral Cheeky Shiraz-Merlot clash, diss on people who diss Adam Goodes, and we try to figure out exactly how Brad Scott hurt his back. Also, Chris and Sam both suffer from a rare case of the West Coast Mumbles.

This week, we run through everything to do with Mick Malthouse's tumultuous dismissal from the Carlton Football Club, as well as wrap up coverage from all the bottom-four teams. Sam practices his singing, and Chris nominates a new name for all your babies. Plus we look at Round 9, and what to make of the Bottom 10.

In this episode, we cover all the bottom four teams, looking at what went wrong for Gold Coast, Melbourne, and Carlton, and what went oh so right for Brisbane. Also, we look at players you might actually want to watch play, and have yet another go at Mick Malthouse.

In this episode we run through just how terrible Carlton and Brisbane are, look at the Gold Coast's drinking, and welcome a new member to the Cellar. Chris goes off the script for Mitch Clark and Sam ponders where Carlton should move to next.

In this episode, we tackle how coaches are going to drink water, finally get to talk about St Kilda, Chris gets depressed about Geelong, and Sam learns that Mick Malthouse can actually coach.

We review the Round 03 gutter clash of Geelong and Gold Coast, Sam gets incensed about the Brisbane Lions, while Chris learns how to use Facebook.

For Round 2, we go off the deep end on Carlton, and talk about what we should be doing in September. Chris loses $5, and Sam practices a tongue-twister.

In this season opener, we welcome the reutrn of the AFL, which Sam has managed to be overseas for, review St Kilda vs GWS, and introduce a new award for footballers to strive for.