Yet another special face-to-face edition of the pod, whereby Sam and Chris talk to eachother in the same room. Wonders will never cease. Unlike our Cellar teams—Fremantle's, Essendon's, Brisbane's, and Richmond's seasons have all entered cardiac arrest. But whose is the most problematic? We look at the worst takes on Gary Ablett, and review the horrors of the Essendon club shop.

A special edition of the podcast, recorded in the same physical location (a deeply airconditioned room in Singapore). We have a look over which of the teams were the worst in the AFL last week, and discussion turns (as it must) to the Collingwood Football Club's shop. Sam is incensed about Shaun Hampson, Chris made a noise like a tiger.

We review Round 04, 2016 of the AFL, including Fremantle's inexorable slide into Western oblivion, Collingwood's and Essendon's continued mediocrity, and look at a dumb article on why a good rule is bad. Sam gets disastrously upset about Carlton things.

We review Round 03, 2016, and look at just how terrible Essendon, Brisbane, and Carlton were, while Fremantle gets off the hook for another week. We dive deep into $5 note design, and cast our eyes over the wares of the Brisbane Lions. Sam wonders when his beloved Blues will get a win.

AFL is back! And we are back. Again. Again! A very excited episode, in which we cover the stupidity of the drugs 'scandal', look at some surprising additions to the bottom four, and review a special set of merch from the Adelaide Crows.

We run through everything left from the NAB challenge, go in depth on a very special team, and finish off the What If Teams Were Comprised of the Thing Their Nickname is Bracket 2016. Very exciting.

We delve into all the news from Week 03 of the NAB Cup, including Essendon's offensive performance, Port Adelaide's Pokémon Day tribute, and continue to dredge deep and dank content from the 2016 Bracket

The Cellar continues to chart the best of the worst of AFL football with a review of the Carlton Blues and Essendon Bombers NAB cup clash. Our intrepid reporter was there to bring you all the lowlights. We continue to explore the What If Teams Were Comprised of the Thing Their Nickname Is 2016.

We emerge from the dank darkness of our Summer cellar retreat, with the freshest and hottest of takes on the latest AFL news. Or... not. We unveil a special preseason segment.

The Return of the Return of the Football Jesus. The bombing of the Essendon Bombers. The rise of the Saints. What’s that Melbourne doing? Where was Brion the Lion when Brisbane needed him most? Plus: + Decisive Indecision! + Rhodes Goalkicking Scholarship! + We called a psychic hotline and they told us where the bottom teams would end up. Not really. But we may as well have.