Ah My Guys

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  • The Guys Made a Podcast ⎥ This Was Our Poop Story [52]

    In this episode Don, Jerry, and Tone celebrate the finale of Ah My Guys with yet another of Don's product pitches, Jerry's recent New Orleans vacation antics, the world's oldest operating bar, Don's dumpling party ordeal, the sad debut of the long awaited corned beef reuben, the problematic idea of a pitcher of Guinness, and The Guys reminisce on the past year of Ah My Guys all while tying up loose ends, enjoying past bits, and the telling of the final poop stories.

    Thank you to everyone that listened on to our absolute shit storm of a podcast! All of the shares, comments, and patronage have been so greatly appreciated. We have been so grateful for each and every one of you, and we are so happy that you were all able to join us and partake in this celebration of The Guys just being guys with each other. We truly do hope you all enjoyed it as much as we enjoyed making these for you all! What an absolute ride it has been. Although we are sad to have to end this, we are so delighted that we were able to show you all the antics that make up our friendship, and in the end, isn't this what being one of The Guys really is about? We love each and every one of you and we wish you all the best in life!!!

    - The Guys


    (P.S. if someone could help us locate Ronny in South America and convince Jamon to stop sounding that would be great.)

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    1 hr 55 min
  • The Guys Get Nominated For an Oscar ⎥ Jeremy Learns About North Korea [51]

    In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone plummet directly into chaos. The Guys kick things off discussing the absolute grossness of cold eggs, followed by yet another spiral into corned beef confusion — a mystery that refuses to die. They then expose Tone’s secret, lifelong bat obsession, while Jerry learns two shocking facts in real time: Star Wars incest exists, and so does North Korea.

    The trio dives into unexpected Oscar trivia, reflects on Don and Tone’s shared inability to finish literally any movie in one sitting, and indulge in some light Jared Leto slander. Things get worse as Don fumbles the plot of Sophie’s Choice, leading to a breakdown of every “The ____” Jackie Chan movie and Jackie’s uniquely chaotic fighting style.

    The Guys then investigate the last product still keeping the VHS market alive, debate the sexual identities of various foods, and unveil a new peanut butter sandwich innovation. They also continue to completely glaze over Chili’s, confront the horrific reality of Minnesota sushi, critique pizza styles, discover the worst possible way to bum a cigarette, and wrap things up with the reveal of Tone’s big purchase.

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    1 hr 8 min
  • The Guys Sue The Philly Phanatic ⎥ Jerry's Birthday Bash [50]

    In this milestone 50th episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone celebrate the halfway-to-100 mark with pure, unfiltered chaos. They kick things off by debating the scientific possibility of a fartless poop, followed immediately by Don forgetting the show format yet again.

    From there, The Guys stumble into a brand-new Mandela Effect involving the Nestea Snowman — and spiral into the terrifying conclusion that it may be part of a government psyop. Naturally, this leads into dissecting the absurd legacy of the most sued mascot of all time: The Philly Phanatic.

    The chaos escalates as The Guys attempt to figure out how to spend a billion dollars in 24 hours, relive the unholy debauchery of Jerry’s birthday celebration, and examine Don’s inability to wake up to an alarm. Things wrap up with Don recounting his real-life struggles after streaming spooky games, cementing Episode 50 as a true fever dream of celebration and suffering.

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    1 hr 1 min
  • The Guys' Ultimate Toy List

    The editing gremlins are once again destroying Don, so enjoy The Guys' Ultimate Toy list from the June Patreon release!

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    55 min
  • The Best Things in the World

    Don is once again behind on the edits so enjoy The Best Things in the World as determined by your heroes, Don, Jerry, and Tone from our May 2025 Patreon drop!

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    57 min
  • The Worst Things In The World

    Join Don, Jerry, and Tone as they determine what is the worst thing in the world bracket style in a throwback from the March Patreon drop!

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    42 min
  • The Guys Get Trapped in a Drive-Thru ⎥ Jerry's Bird Character Development [49]

    In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about the unbridled freedom of modern movie theaters and their chaotic experience with Spider-Man 2. The Guys relive fast-food drive-thru nightmares, deliver the final verdict on the best way to have potatoes, and debate whether drinking pickle juice qualifies as maniacal behavior.

    Dark once again terrorizes The Guys with unholy material, Jerry gains a newfound respect for birds, and Tone prays for the pediatric paradoxical effect of diphenhydramine to finally kick in. Things get hairy (literally) as they discuss nairing Don’s bald head and the high-speed, low-drag aspirations of getting a Brazilian wax.

    Tensions rise when Jerry and Tone betray Don with a secret Chili’s trip, leading to Don’s realization of how Jerry mentally breaks him. The Guys wrap it all up with Tone’s self-Pavloving, Gui’s beer-snatching crimes, Jerry’s legendary 5-minute chug, and a final question too cursed to repeat.

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    1 hr 1 min
  • The Guys Go To Deland, Florida ⎥ Mermaids vs Reverse Mermaids [48]

    In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about the nuances of getting your nipples pierced, mermaid preferences, and goldfish with hoomalongas. The Guys share their thoughts on unfortunate SoundCloud rappers, deliver short reviews of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street and Spinal Tap, and recall the most famous moment in The Simpsons.

    Tone finally watches Star Wars — prompting a wave of The Guys’ hottest takes yet — while Jerry presents his solution to racism. The conversation spirals into the artistry of Purple Magic by The Wizards, favorite Workaholics moments, and a dive into celebrity accidents and wild stunts. Things wrap up with daring foods Tone hates and crimes straight out of Deland, Florida.

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    1 hr 10 min
  • The Guys Go Fishing ⎥ Don Devours the Hot Dickle [47]

    In this wild 47th episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone dive headfirst into a mix of bodily mishaps and pop culture rabbit holes. Jerry kicks things off with his questionable shart-not-shart incident, before The Guys launch into a deep (and somehow serious) discussion on the evolution of the Resident Evil games and movies.

    Don and Jerry then unite for a joint public apology, while Tone doubles down with another controversial food opinion. Don, meanwhile, suffers unspeakable torment devouring the infamous hot dickle, sparking debates about the mystery brand of his hotdogs and the ironic legacy of the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.

    From there, it only gets weirder: a revisit into the Jew’s harp, the menacing aura of wild turkeys, bizarre animal plural forms, and Don’s unforgettable first fishing trip. The Guys also unravel the mystery outro of Episode 45, endure Jerry’s endless barrage of jingles, and close things out with the absurd chaos of playing Rule34dle.

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    1 hr 1 min
  • The Guys Enter Waffle Stomping Territory ⎥ The Jolly Rancher Horror Story [46]

    In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone venture into some truly unholy territory. They kick things off with an ode to the wonders of Chili’s, before confronting a chilling vision of what AI thinks the average Ah My Guys bit sounds like.

    From there, the descent is swift: waffle stomping logistics, Don’s degenerating search history, and poorly explained films that The Guys desperately attempt to decipher. Jerry introduces his new tire shop friend, Don wrestles with potential hair obligations, and somehow a bologna yarmulke enters the conversation.

    The Guys push their luck with cancel bait, puzzle over the irony of paying for counterfeit money, and debate the nutting of chocolate. Jerry’s rambunctious energy fuels meta-commentary, while the trio investigates the optimal PB&J ratio, the mechanics of an upper decker, and some truly abhorrent idioms. They close things out with the horrid urban legend that is the Jolly Rancher story — and instantly regret it.

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    1 hr 2 min

About Ah My Guys

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Ah My Guys is a show about three friends poking fun at each other and telling old stories. Join Don, Jerry, and Tone in a whirlwind of laughs, jabs, and going too far for a joke. In the end, we can…