Ah My Guys

Hi guys, unfortunately due to some unforeseen production issues, The Guys were not able to get episode 46 out to y'all on time, but we didn't want to leave you guys with out any Guy content, so please enjoy our March Patreon release of the Ultmate Guys List!

Join Don, Jerry, and Tone in a fierce debate over who they think are the top 5 guys of all time, and you better believe them since they're the ultimate authority and all things guys!

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In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone dive headfirst into a minefield of chaos. Ronnie delivers a public apology, Jerry dissects his dad’s midlife crisis at the ripe age of 60, and The Guys debunk the myth of cow tipping. Things spiral when they touch on the renormalization of a taboo term that might just get them canceled, as well as the bizarre public perception of Don’s race.

The discussion revisits Episode 44’s threads — including the popularity of different Chinese dialects, the meaning of Tien’s third eye, and international views on the Pledge of Allegiance — before pivoting to Jerry’s dream Bobby Hill tattoo and brainstorming potential Ah My Guys ink for themselves.

From regrets about their early episodes and an eerie coincidence about Fall Guys, to the horrific concept of a gauged nipple, no stone is left unturned. They also air a collective unpopular opinion on the Lord of the Rings movies, gripe about unnecessarily long films, revisit Tone’s vinegar sauce saga, and laugh about Jerry’s high school hatred for making graphs.

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In Episode 44 of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone spiral into yet another buffet of nonsense. The conversation kicks off with the proper way (and amount) to eat hot dogs, followed by the shocking revelation that Tone actually does like vinegar-based sauces. From there, Tone recounts his trip to Anime NYC, which somehow segues into the logistics of Dragon Ball’s Tien and his mysterious third eye.

Don reveals the enigma of his secret hair, Jerry shares a dream involving an unfortunate tattoo, and The Guys reminisce about the glory days of Malcolm in the Middle. The discussion takes a darker turn with the cult-like tradition of reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, before wandering into the nuances of Chinese dialects and the absurdity of superstitions surrounding numbers.

Tone revisits his experiences with quinceañeras, the crew provides a follow-up on the bizarre link between hangovers and arousal, and they rediscover the sheer stupidity of the show Manswers. Things wrap up with a game of guessing the meaning of foreign slang and an unfortunate, unfiltered exploration into adult toys.

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In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone dive headfirst into chaos both old and new. The Guys kick things off with a deep cut on the history of castratos, before quickly realizing the real lies with real eyes. Tone clears up his definite participation in Episode 1, while Don stumbles through an unbased vehicular manslaughter claim — and issues his long-awaited corrections.

From there, Don finally opens his eyes, leading to a strange detour into parents’ keepsakes of body parts. The gang then waxes poetic on the art of Wing Chun as seen in Ip Man and Kung Fu Panda, and unleash a blind ranking of infamous Ah My Guys moments, including the fiery return of the Trident Gum wallet debacle.

Other spirals include their hesitancy to release The Diarrhea Man Can, the bizarre saga of contraband hippos with human rights, the nuances of crossbreeding plants and animals, and The Guys’ favorite kinds of dogs. Don and Jerry also revisit their starring roles in a 4th grade musical, dredge up tales of problematic teachers, and close on the ultimate philosophical question: does Guyana really exist?

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In Episode 42 of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone hit a strange new stride of chaos. Jerry unveils his collection of weird instruments, sparking a deep dive into the possible etymology of the word “yo.”

Don and Jerry proudly debut their new chart-topping(?) single: “The Diarrhea Man Can.” From there, The Guys attempt an official blind ranking of the best and worst things in the world, which somehow dovetails into the bizarre history of Corn Flakes and Don’s equally bizarre run-in with peculiar cakes.

Movie talk returns as they dissect Sinners, War of the Worlds, and the Cloverfield franchise, while Tone recounts his adventures at the Supernova Convention. Jerry misses yet another porta-potty opportunity, and things wrap up with a spirited debate about the true purpose of Philadelphia Cream Cheese.

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In this monumentally unnecessary 41st episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone descend into yet another spiral of questionable decisions and even worse conversations. Don kicks things off with his second public apology in as many months, before the crew dives deep into the unglamorous world of porta-potty logistics and the pseudo-science of poop durations — leading, of course, to the revolutionary economic theory of trickle-down pooponomics.

The Guys then settle the age-old debate of pinch-and-roll vs stretch-and-scratch, only to discover the horrors of Googling a “sexy spoon.” Things briefly turn wholesome as they try Korean pears and discuss the nuances of Japanese fruit culture, but the moment is quickly ruined by Jerry’s inability to eat ice cream like a functioning adult.

From there, they dissect a controversial jeans commercial, heap praise on King of the Hill season 14, and list their favorite Jim Carrey movies — before spiraling once again into Tone’s ironically chaotic weekend, the revelation that a friend has never eaten a sandwich, Don’s regrets from a Hungarian spa party, and the deeply concerning fact that Don keeps smelling toast.

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In this landmark 40th episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone spiral harder than ever. Don kicks things off with a tragic gym pants accident, followed by a formal public apology for the wave of misinformation he unleashed back in Episode 38.

The Guys then debate the proper way to watch Neon Genesis Evangelion — a debate somehow made worse by the involvement of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad. From there, it’s a freefall into the porcelain madness of Dutch toilet design, and the long-awaited, always-classy return of poop stories.

Tone unleashes an accidental victory screech, Jerry begins to truly feel the heat of their shared existential crisis, and the gang pays respects(?) to the passing of Hulk Hogan — or do they? They close things out with reactions to the surprise return of South Park Season 27, and a passionate takedown of the utter stupidity of constellations.

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In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone celebrate a major milestone: Jerry finally graduates to a real Guy’s wallet. From there, the crew launches into a chaotic tribute to Ozzy Osbourne, and then spirals into irrational fears of rabies — because apparently that’s a thing now.

The Guys throw down in a game of celebrity guess-who, revisiting old beef in the process: the infamous “yolk” pronunciation debate, now reignited thanks to Formula 1 driver Carlos Sainz. Jerry continues to expose the ongoing absurdities of his bizarre living situation, as if it couldn’t get any worse.

And finally — because no episode is complete without gastrointestinal introspection — they attempt to unravel the haunting mystery of corn-related excrement.

You can watch the Carlos Sainz yolk video here!

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In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab their way through another unfiltered hour of chaos. It starts with a deep dive into classic Jerryisms and Jerry’s increasingly improper use of furniture, before shifting to the fulfillment of Jamon’s true destiny: attending a Creed concert. From there, things devolve quickly into the logistics and ethics of the ultimate porta-potty prank.

The Guys then take a hard look at their listener metrics and the surprising popularity of the show in both problematic and communist countries, leading to some geopolitical confusion. Jerry brings in a batch of obscure commercial finds, while the crew somehow ends up arguing about the nuances of white porcelain.

Tone accidentally walks into a moment of racism, Jerry learns about synthol injections, and the trio unpacks the shady tendencies of soda companies. Don takes a verbal nosedive as usual, and they collectively mourn the lack of actual learning on so-called educational channels.

Next, the Guys tread into the messy discourse around the glorification of morbid obesity, before trying (and failing) to understand the rising obsession with Love Island. And finally, they reach a philosophical crisis over the true dangers of slides, and share their most irrational yet relatable theme park anxieties.

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In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone mumble their way through a maze of topics including: their collective confusion about female behavior, Ozzy Osbourne’s farewell event, and the creeping existential dread that comes with aging. The Guys reminisce on how media has changed, Don’s complete lack of a Blockbuster childhood, Papa Don’s piracy era, and a game-changing Redbox life hack. They plot a Guys’ road trip to the last Blockbuster, uncover Don’s hyperfixation with Ben 10, mourn the disappointing end of Teen Titans and the death of Flash games, and praise Samurai Jack’s perfect sendoff. Also on deck: weird Adult Swim gems, a full year of podcasting, a chaotic Boston accent moment, Tone’s questionable idea for “Jerry Duty,” ways to earn Joker scars, deep-cut etymology, the challenge of making a PG-13 movie, Tone’s gripe with the Squid Game dub, and their latest travel wins (and fails).

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