Ah My Guys

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Ah My Guys episodes

  • The Guys Uncover the Jeep Ducking Conspiracy ⎥ Avocados Are Olives [36]

    In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone quarrel about air conditioning tendencies, Jerry's epiphany on his bird feud, Tone's Neon Genesis Evangelion update, being mandated for Jerry Duty, the origin of the word bender, how problematic Back to the Future is, a taste test of a selection of olives and alternative olives, Jerry's proposal for a pet rock replacement, the nuances of Korean pears, Tone hitting a reverse bow, the fight to determine the ultimate Tone, the existence of a Frosted Flakes song, Don's rampant issues with numbers, unusual product placement at gas station pump screens, Don's missed opportunity to answer an age old question, the deep dark secrets surrounding Jeep ducking, and how The Guys are creating a movement to improve the English language.

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    59 min
  • The Guys Evolve into the Perfect Sea Bugs ⎥ How To Play Bloody Diddy [35]

    In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab in an incoherent accent about English slang, unnecessary math equations, Tone and Jerry's comedy show shenanigans, the prominence of gender bender movies in the 2000's, a follow up on the fictional country of Libya, Pile Terry, Jerry training Ronnie how to beer, Don's party tricks for geriatric crowds, the irony of an open bar, a suspected JMO, lovely descriptions of gorilla themed beers, a debate for the ages and the livers, short term memory loss while recording, origins of spanking the monkey, Tone's grandma's husband, Don's culture dribbling with speck, the art of bowing, Don's anger towards bao buns, Jerry ignorantly jumping in on conversations, health concerns on eating Play-Doh pizza, Don's short obsession with olives, Jerry's inherited food habits, plastic cheese enjoyment, the origin of nacho cheese, the many attempts of nature to evolve a sea bug, The Guys realizing how hungry they are, the absurd sequel of Wizard of Oz, playing Bloody Diddy, how frail masculinities cannot withstand a no gag girl, Jerry's sunburn putting Don's sunburn to shame, the cause to Tone's cousin's British phase, and the continuation of good vibes with where The Guys now sit.

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    1 hr 5 min
  • The Guys Enjoy Don Rule 34 ⎥ The Vibes are Immaculate [34]

    In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chatter about fun facts about rats, The Guys' new seating arrangements, Jerry's favorite words, how Jerry inspired body shots, the sound of intuitive coincidences, the emo Tobey Maguire dance, Tone and Jerry's confusion on certain appearances, getting wrecked at softball games, Don's sister's rock story, the introduction of Don rule 34, business pitches from the community, a deep dive into gonorrhea, the absurdity of the summer blockbuster: Iron Eagle, Don's lack of geographical knowledge, a continuation of The Guys' pronunciation era, how dehydration affects male reproduction, Don's reasoning for watching Love on the Spectrum, Tone's confusion between a hernia and blue balls, an adult film prescription, Hank Hill aka the guy from Fortnite, the Michael Jordan mustache cosmetic, why the video aspect has not come out yet, Jerry's insane counting skills, and the shortest war in history.

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    1 hr 2 min
  • The Guys Learn About Male Echidna Anatomy ⎥ Jerry Burns Down His Ex's House [33]

    In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone mutter about their most revealing outfits, when to call a doctor during a guy related medical incident, the problems with becoming a werewolf, unfortunately funny names, a fun animal fact from the AMG community, the curse of King of the Hill, Don's problems with first names as middle names, Jerry's big word illiteracy, the Ah My Guys Memorial Tree, Tone's past smuggling issues and subsequent poorly thought out solution, the Guys' worst movie castings, the highs and lows of Indian food, Jerry's plan to buy boomerangs, methods to clean ears, original uses of various products, Jerry flexing his 1950's childhood with Circus Peanuts, having oysters in a library, the absurdities of school lunches, the Ah My Guys-mobile, how Jerry nearly burnt down his ex's house, and finding out if The Guys have autism by how they sleep.

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    1 hr 5 min
  • The Guys Make a Salacious Video ⎥ Don Lives Up to His Stereotypes [32]

    In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone discuss passionately about the biggest problem with having tattoos, Don's dangerous driving, Jerry's consumption of endangered animals, a childhood friend's childhood weapon, Don's research on companies' unexpected first product, a Cracker Barrel misconception, potential issues of the Nintendo Switch 2, Tone's hatred for the current state of Pokemon TCG Pocket, the yo-yo market crash, Jerry and Tone's unspeakable weekends, strip club experiences, going to the mechanic for breast implants, where The Guys will have the video aspect of the podcast, Jerry's choice of area to eat, Don's newest Twitch chat command, rewatching The Osbournes, finding out if The Guys are psychopaths, enjoyments of watching Love on the Spectrum, The Grand Tour's newest hosts, Jerry's latest bout of self-embarassment, uterine hair balls, and newfound hatred for Denny's.

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    1 hr 5 min
  • The Guys Join a Community Theater ⎥ Our Pronunciation Era [31]

    In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chortle while talking about Don trying to find evidence of Jerry enjoying birds, eggshells leading to eviction, summertime backpack broccoli, a celebrity follow up on the yolk controversy, Tone missing out but in a way still being able to join in on the most recent Reel Guy Time watchalong, perfect roles for actors, the joys of watching Mickey 17, producing a musical for The Thing, a Mandela effect developing in real time, Tone's impromptu Florida vacation and the love of his life, Jerry's missed pizza opportunities because of covid, Jerry's fancy way to talk about adult films, how a dismal amount of sleep affects the episode, drinking a double from a body shot, a man that lusts for Wonder Bread, and Don finally learns what salad tossing is.

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    56 min
  • The Guys Learn How to Pronounce "Yolk" ⎥ A Super Soaker Filled With Hot Sauce [30]

    In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about disgusting nose and mouth messes, birds attempting to invade Jerry's apartment, a lack of fat birds, a lot of bird talk, like too much bird talk, the availability of different kinds of eggs, the contradictory existence of L's in various words, inappropriate ways to do air quotes, another excursion into pocket snacks, Jerry's favorite Futurama joke, depressing statistics of how Americans think, Don's recent bathroom mat inquiries, Jerry's squatter problems, The Guys' withering bodies, Tone's manic methods of home protection, and medieval means of torture.

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    1 hr 1 min
  • The Guys Sponsor a Figure 8 Racing Team ⎥ Overnight Cattle Prod Deliveries [29]

    In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about weird high school trends, the legend of the real-life Crocodile Dundee, Jerry's neighbor's new and potentially problematic hobby, highly accessible cattle prod investments, a brand new way to utilize electric stimulation, the year of the piss making an early entrance, the problems with communal showers, the top earning movies of all time, sponsoring a figure 8 racing team, reckless driving stories, Don's disdain for fender benders, Tone's follow up on butthole stamps, Jerry's new targets for a pen pal, Don's problem with Alvin and the Chipmunks, and a game about doing nothing.

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    59 min
  • The Guys Order Milk on the Rocks ⎥ Booty Hole Kissy Stamps [28]

    In this episode Don, Jerry, and Tone recover from a wild Cinco de Mayo while talking about conversational pet peeves, the worst way to order milk, Jerry's infatuation with cougars, rearranging nipples and belly buttons, Don's creative way to create his own font, Jerry's restaurant encounters, a follow up to Jerry's Roald Dahl letter, the anus that made Britain great, a horrid episode of The Rehearsal, odd and unique choices of food to order at a renaissance fair, how The Guys will dress up while LARPing, the logistics of cannibalism, the heights of short form horror films, the Crazy Steve conspiracy, Dan Schneider versus Quentin Tarantino, Jerry's accidental bout of mild racism, and the worst way to clean out your eyes.

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    1 hr 5 min
  • The Guys Adopt Gloppy as Their New Mascot ⎥ How to Get Diabetes From Smut [27]

    In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about the issues with how tennis is scored, Rob Schneider movies without Adam Sandler, the logistics of having a bald head, how Bic became successful, the accolades of Snoop Dogg, white boy dreadlocks, an update on a Bryce Mitchell beatdown, the Ultimate Fighter show, Don lacking knowledge with celebrity deaths, more problematic tweets from Kanye, The Guys' best accents, Don's plan to gaslight his future children, how a book club took 28 years to complete a book, Don's new favorite piece of smut, the history of Girls Gone Wild, the downwards spiral of Spike TV, younger Jerry's pastime of watching The Girls Next Door, finding the green note, another one of Tone's nightmare movie theater stories, Gloppy: the new figurehead of the year of poop, another Formula 1 nipple fantasy update, and a vegemite retrospective.

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    1 hr 7 min

About Ah My Guys

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Ah My Guys is a show about three friends poking fun at each other and telling old stories. Join Don, Jerry, and Tone in a whirlwind of laughs, jabs, and going too far for a joke. In the end, we can…