Sure, Thanksgiving may have come and gone, but mere time is not strong enough to stop two young girls from having an Urky-Turkey Pilgrimtastic Thanksgiving Special!

The discourse cornucopia is practically bursting at its pretty wicker seams, and boy, have we got a mind to tear that hoe up. First, we wish Elliot Page a very pleasant evening (dudes rock!) and wonder whether it's time to put the ancient art of the Coming Out Letter to bed for good. Then, we unpack the 2021 Grammy nominations: we get to the BOTTOM of how H.E.R. manages to keep getting nominated for shit, loose our lips on the Megan Thee Stallion album, and sink our bleeding incisors into the new genre du jour: HYPERPOOR.

Last but not least, we put our good little housewife aprons on and serve up a warm and delicious roast named Psychoanalyzing Gay Leftists. What's with everyone being obsessed with AIDS-era gay sex culture again? Are gays better off "mainstreamed," or should we return to the old way? Which dequeered first: the boochie or the world? All this and more on the wonderful world of THOT TOPICS!

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