Aimee+Shawn

Aimee recalls trying out for a game show... and realizes she just isn't that good at auditioning. But she wishes she could win a million bucks anyways.

One of Shawn's pet peeves are when people look to him to order food for them at the restaurant. Turns out, many people are like this.

Plus, both Aimee+Shawn try to avoid shopping at Walmart. They aren't elitists. They just try to avoid the riff raff.

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Troy, a senior from Centennial High School, is sitting in with the show today!

Police were in Shawn's neighborhood looking for two rascals on e-scooters. It made Shawn remember the days when he would get in trouble when he was younger.

What did you want to do when you got older? Now... what do you do today? Same thing? Remotely close?

Shawn comes to the conclusion, after talking with Troy, that he would have been cool if he was going to high school today.

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Shawn had to call out on Friday last minute due to an extended bout with food poisoning. While he was dry heaving into a barrel and losing 7 pounds overnight, Aimee was making fun of him. Only issue? She did it to him.

Aimee's friend in New York lost her phone and turned to the one person she knew had her location... would Aimee be able to get the phone back from 2,500 miles away?

Plus, something has Shawn miffed. A friend from back in middle school that he used to be very close with has now avoided him on multiple occasions when her and her husband visits Las Vegas. Now he is taking it personally. Should he?

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Aimee's friend is trying to offload her old engagement ring on Facebook and it isn't going well. But who would want a ring with bad ju-ju?!

Shawn has INDIGNANT rage this morning about something that happened during his weekend getaway to San Diego. What would you do if someone moved your stuff off a chair at the hotel pool? Do you think Shawn did the right thing?

Plus, can anyone figure out what Aimee's son Romie is trying to sing?

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Shawn had a great trip to San Diego for Spring Break with the boys... except for the undercooked (or uncooked) steak.

Aimee's friend is in the group chat, but doesn't read it and got mad that she didn't get a call about going out to dinner. Who is to blame?

At what age should a kid know how to tie their shoes? Shawn's kids are 6 and 8 and he's decided the time is now. The kids are unpleased.

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Aimee was getting her taxes done when a kid in the waiting room was playing a fart-sound game on his tablet. The mom asked him to lower it down once... twice... and eventually the mom HAD IT. But not enough to take it away from him. Should she have?

Shawn met someone with a terrible breakup story yesterday... and the stories we heard from listeners were even worse!

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Shawn had planned the perfect Spring Break with the boys to his happy place, and did it three months ago! And.... he has to cancel because the weather is going to suck. What should he do instead?

Some people use Google Calendar or whatever is in their phone, but for people like Aimee, they need to write EVERYTHING down. Where are you with this?

Yet another casino buffet is closing in Las Vegas and we are pretty convinced they are going extinct. And we hate it.

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A question going around Aimee's house is an interesting one. If one sock gets a hole in it... do you throw out the other? Aimee does, but her husband won't.

Shawn's oldest got his lower braces in yesterday. Issue is Shawn is certain they were only supposed to do uppers. Did he get away with something? Should he tell someone?

Plus, today marks the 5 year anniversary of the United States losing their mind at the start of COVID.

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In a huge shock, Southwest Airlines announced they are stopping their Bags Fly Free promotion, getting in line with pretty much every other airline. What could other companies do to us that would make us go from loving them to hating them?

Aimee feels bad for high schoolers and all the pressure they have on them to go viral with asking people to prom, to dance, to be their Valentine's and more...

Plus Shawn gives an update on the neighborhood cat that no one knows but everyone loves.

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We are upset about the lost hour of sleep. Sure, we feel fine. We just feel betrayed.

The act of changing the clock is a chore we delay and delay. But why? There are some chores we complain about SO LOUDLY, but are so easy to do.

Research shows that more attractive people make more money than the normies. We talk about the awkwardness of asking for a raise and how it worked out for us.

Plus Aimee's son is turning 6 and it is time to prepare for the party and the financial implications that come with it.

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