Aimee+Shawn

Aimee showed up today... but her voice decided to stay home.

She met Scottie Pippen over the weekend and while that was cool, Scottie got the wrong sense of her life.

Shawn had to step in a little with kids that aren't his. Eventually there comes a point where you've got to step in, but what point is it when you're allowed to parent other people's kids?

Plus, Aimee ended up choosing the correct winner for the Super Bowl, even though it killed her to do it.

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Super Bowl Sunday is here and our resident degenerate, sales guy Mike, runs through the prop bets he says should hit.

Shawn celebrated a very special anniversary yesterday... but it isn't what you think.

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A listener of the show got vibes that Shawn was a bit stressed lately and decided to DM him to hopefully encourage him. Thankfully, her vibes were off. Sorta.

Aimee's son, a sophomore in high school, was just told he needs to retake a 6th grade class or he can't graduate. Turns out this happens a lot.

Plus, do you think you are smarter than the average American?

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Why is it when a business screws up and they overcharge you, it happens immediately, but the refund takes 3-5 business days! Make it make sense.

Shawn had a talk about the movie Wall-E with his son and... he traumatized him.

Super Bowl is sneaking up on us and if you wanted to make a last second, cheapest trip to the game, you probably can't afford it.

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Shawn's son was asking about smoking and so Shawn went into the schpeel. The way his son is learning smoking is bad is WAY different than the way Shawn's mom taught him.

Plus there is a missing dog in Summerlin and Aimee feels personally connected to the story.

And it turns out the list of "Most Attractive Professions" line up pretty well with the lost of "Professions Most Likely To Cheat".

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It was a crappy weekend for Shawn, and a crappier one for Aimee's son. And we mean that literally.

Shawn is convinced his fiancé Sammi is one of the most persuasive people on the planet. Wait until you hear what she did just this week.

We are pretty much sick of social media at this point and we wish MySpace was back.

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Remember the candy from when you were a kid? Where are the favorites? Whether they are discontinued or just hard to find... what do you miss the most? Aimee misses bummin' candy cigs.

Shawn has been having trouble sleeping the past couple nights, and he thinks he knows why.

Why is it that Super Bowl ads just don't feel special anymore?

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Shawn's 8 year old son Colin started asking questions about race, so Shawn had to have a serious talk with him. Did he do a good job?

Most of the songs we play are inappropriate, and the other ones we could play are written by inappropriate people. What to do, what to do.

Aimee was introduced to the idea of "Blessing Bags" and we love the idea so much, we are thinking about doing it.

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Aimee is stuck doing a family project with her kindergartener and... its about Tundra Swans? What the hell is that?!

Shawn's youngest son said he "hated" his dad within earshot of him and he's heartbroken and a little pissed about it.

Red onions. Why the hell are they called red?!

Plus how does your partner make you better?

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We got a chance to talk to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, usually unlovingly known as Speidi. But since the California Wildfires took their house, the internet has been giving them their flowers. After getting a chance to talk to them, so are we.

Shawn's son got kicked square in the balls at school and Shawn's not pleased.

There are certain foods that Aimee won't allow inside her house. What foods? Why?

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