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Shawn visited a Las Vegas institution for the first time since moving here in 2006. What was it?!
Aimee's youngest son is confused. He thinks he is dating his older brother's girlfriend, and when Aimee broke the news to him... he isn't convinced he isn't.
Shawn stumbled across a sweet kitty in his front yard that's been there for a couple days and now he's taken it in, sort of. Was it a big mistake?!
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Aimee's oldest had a cup of apple sauce thrown at his back in school, and she is asking - for a friend - if it would be OK if a student in a similar situation were to punch that kid in the face.
The house across from Shawn is for sale and he's been Zillow stalking what it looks like inside... which only reminded him of all the features in Las Vegas homes that drive him nuts. Turns out he is not alone.
Plus in preparation for next week's W.I.N.O.S. event with Aimee at Magic Mike Live, MML emcee Crystal joins us to talk about why the show is such a hit.
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Shawn was reading to kids for Nevada Reading Week and was hit with a big topic from one of the kids had Shawn having to shift to a counselor.
Aimee's family think she is weird for not wearing a shirt under her sweatshirt. Turns out this is a very battle of the sexes sort of topic.
Today marks the beginning of Lent. Are you giving up anything? Aimee is a Catholic but... she isn't having it.
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Aimee was hit on by a homeless guy in the parking lot of the station. So when he asked if she had a boyfriend... why would she say yes? She's married.
Today is Mardi Gras and... we hate to say it but we don't care. We have never celebrated, although we are sure we'd like it. What other holidays do you tend to ignore?
Aimee's sister rents a home that keeps stabbing her in the back. Why does she have to pay to get things repaired?! It's a rental!
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Shawn is finally feeling better and took a quick trip to Florida to see some of his family. A quick trip to Ancestry.com started a conversation that makes Shawn wonder why his former DNA test doesn't add up to theirs. Uh oh.
Aimee went to a kid's birthday party and witnessed a family crash the party, steal the candy, eat the cake and TRY to steal a gift. WHOA.
Plus, Shawn's cousin has a new boyfriend and Shawn got to meet him. But he already knew a lot about him after the deep Google search he did on him weeks prior.
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Aimee's youngest son started saying "MOO!" when he was trying to boo someone. That's adorable and frankly none of us are any better. We all say things wrong.
How do you expect us to learn a new language when we haven't figured out our own language?!
Plus why is it half the time you're with the doctor, you're telling them what you have versus the other way around?!
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Aimee's friend nearly had her home burn to the ground because of a dryer fire. Turns out they are more common than you think.
Shawn is really butt hurt about the closure of Jo-Ann Fabrics despite the fact he hasn't knitted a thing in his life. He's willing to give up other stores to save it.
Plus, have you been noticing a lot of animals in the streets lately. Aimee has seen a ton in just the last day and it is time these animals wise up.
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Centennial High School football is gearing up for their big ring ceremony and Aimee and the crew have been working on making it special. Only one problem - they might not have the rings for it because Jostens lied about the delivery window. Will they screw the team out of a special moment?
Shawn saw the most amazing - and rare - thing at dinner last night. What did he see and do you think it is weird because Aimee doesn't.
Aimee is getting fugazi toll road texts and it turns out pretty much everyone else is as well.
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A kid in Aimee's son Romie's kindergarten class actually SNIPPED A BIT OF HIS HAIR OFF. Um, what do you do, because murder is frowned upon.
Shawn has been seeing these "Buffalo Wild Wings Go" locations popping up around him... what are some other stores we need smaller, faster versions of?
We posed the question to our listeners about the words we commonly misspell... and it turns out there is a lot of them.
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Sammi texted Shawn during the show and told him he needs to live to 115 so he can live as long as an online calculator says she'll live. He used it as an opportunity to guilt her to go hiking.
Aimee brought her son back to the DMV again to get him on the road. Issue is, between the multiple visits to the worst place on the earth to the cost of insurance... is it even worth it?
Shawn's son once again needs glasses and eye drops and even an eye patch according to his eye doctor. Except Colin reads fine and says his vision is not blurry. So... Shawn wants a second opinion.
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Aimee+Shawn are just like you! Trying to get through this thing called life without going nuts! The two share their hilarious realities in a way that is the opposite of "Instagram…

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