Story #1 - Lady built a bomb out of random products she found in Wal-Mart

Story #2 - A guy accidentally broke into jail

Story #3 - Man left his job and robbed the store next door where he went all the time

It's Back2School Tour yet again, but being the fifth year can't mean anxiety for McCall right? It's not like AJ & McCall EVER got in trouble at school...right? Speaking of trouble, what did AJ suggest to a cop?! How much credibility, or destiny, does a random text get? Who can pass up the opportunity to pie AJ & McCall in the face? First day means you have to make sure you're outfit is good, but what if someone steals your sense of fashion for the Debate At 8? How can a stance make you more hirable? 

Somehow McCall's anxiety over first day outfits has rubbed off on AJ, who planned a little. What were the clothes you had to have to strive for the top of the social food chain. As long as it takes to find comfort in your own skin, and find your own sense of style, it would bug anyone to have to share that. One listener apparently works with a fashion doppelganger and has no idea what to do.

Out on location means a slight change to Florida Or Not, where AJ has to match the stories to the state they're from.

Story #1 - Couple watching the Kelly Clarkson Show ends in a brawl because someone couldn't be quiet

Story #2 - Rescue team pulled a man out of a river...who was just taking nap

Story #3 - Guy stole a car and led police on a chase just to make it to his court appearance

There's no way Bob Ross can be evil, right? How can someone live in your house for over a year and you NOT KNOW?! After one listener's call AJ & McCall are now terrified someone is living in their house without their knowledge. After being asked to keep an eye out for his neighbor's ex, can AJ tell his neighbor he doesn't like the vibe from the new guy? What are the levels of Facebook stalking? Some break ups are so bad they stick or linger to start Cache Valley Secrets, but AJ only confesses to offset his apology. How have you been break up shamed for the Debate At 8? As bad as AJ's confession is, McCall is the one that found out she might be a D-Bag?

Some times break ups are so spectacular they can do nothing BUT stick. Cache Valley Secrets features some of the most devastating break ups and what lingered from it. AJ shared his terrible break ups hoping it distracts from an apology he needs to make. It has been a long time but AJ and his friends tried to break up shame a friend of theirs and got mean, and a listener has a similar story to share. Of course there's also McCall's upgrade from the boy with the weird bragging point.

Story #1 - Guy charged with armed robbery after trying to steal a Snickers from a convenience store

Story #2 - Naked man rode a log down a river while singing

Story #3 - Guy was shot by his wife's boyfriend who was secretly living in his home

Parents, you better make those threats real. Also, science clearly has run out of things to learn. Why does McCall think it wouldn't be surprise if AJ got stabbed at work AND why would that even happen?! Family drama interrupts the show so dirty laundry is going to be spilled about...dirty laundry. Just because you have an opinion doesn't mean you HAVE TO SHARE it. However, Facebook doesn't work that way and AJ & McCall even get into social media stalking. The 'dude map' clearly indicates where in the country people want to fight.

Just because you CAN express your opinion doesn't mean you SHOULD. It has been quite the run of people just ranting and not addressing the questions being asked on McCall's Facebook page. For AJ the biggest thing is the cliche advice he always gets whenever he vents. Heaven forbid he complains on the net because a "Life is tough sometimes, but just stick it out." will show up. Who eats yogurt with a fork?! That leads to snooping facts. from one listener

Story #1 - Lady offered a guy a bottle of water on a hot day and he asked if she wanted to see everything

Story #2 - Guy threatened to kill another with kindness...then stabbed him with a knife with kindness written on it

Story #3 - Handcuffed criminal stole and ATV, hit 70 mph before crashing into a mud puddle