Who spent hours preparing their first day outfit? McCall tried to convince AJ that vegetable pranking is a thing, though the universe does have an ironic sense of humor. No one wants to be a poser! If you were a piece of clothing that says something you better know something about it or strangers are going to get mad! Aladdin was stealing but would you turn him in? One listener got called a jerk for turning in a thief. It's also not too late to change someone's life to tell them what you've sworn off. For McCall it ISN'T the concern that AJ is about to get them fired for the Debate At 8. Tell us you love your kids without telling us you love your kids.

Everyone cheers for Aladdin but he did steal. 'Am I a Jerk?' court is in session with AJ & McCall because Millie did the right thing, according to the law, but did she do the right thing? What's the answer to the philosophical question 'If you steal to feed your starving family is it wrong?' Now, if the mom in question was a tool and you got called a jerk for doing the right thing we'd understand swearing off people. What have you sworn off and why? Beware, McCall thinks AJ is going to get them fired.

Story #1 - First date started at a Denny's and ended in a police chase

Story #2 - Guy was sprayed by the cops while hiding from the cops

Story #3 - Employee threw scissors at a customer

Why is becoming an adult just finding out everything before that was lies?! AJ & McCall flat out accept Matthew McConaughey smells good all the time as they play 'Celebrity Smells!' Apparently it wasn't bad drivers in Utah, it was the vehicles themselves. Explain yourself, AJ & McCall have something in their luggage they didn't know was there and have to explain why to the TSA. Renting clothes is the future, and makes total sense for parents, but what about adults. Would you rent clothes to up your style game for the Debate At 8? AJ refuses to believe planting vegetables is a thing. Also, AJ & McCall are challenging everyone to do good better.

Renting clothes is the future, supposedly, but would you even want to? For parents it makes total sense because kids grow like weeds and you wouldn't have to worry about paying for clothes with a short shelf life, but what about adults? Is a clothing rental service something you'd use? McCall is all about having one off looks but doesn't want to pay the money for them, but AJ is skeptical about wearing someone else's clothes. That doesn't stop AJ & McCall from improving this future industry.

Story #1 - Guy restrained in a cop car, stole the car and committed more crimes

Story #2 - A restaurant wouldn't give a guy free soda so he set the building on fire

Story #3 - Guy threatened his neighbors with nunchucks and hit himself in the face

You can in fact Google, but apparently it had a bad weekend. Is it a condition of getting old that your brain creates more danger hypotheticals, or are AJ & McCall just weird? Either way, make sure you stay seated in your chair lift. Cops can force drivers to switch seats with passengers? AJ's parents may have one of the most unusual cop experiences. AJ's sister is a woman?! McCall is ready to weigh in when it comes to interactions with girls on the internet and parents are called on to give advice for the Debate At 8. Could Creulla Deville have been wondering through Chicago this weekend?

AJ's sister got some unwanted attention on the internet and now he's not sure how to deal with it. McCall has two different responses for girls and the internet and AJ wants to hear both. It sounds ridiculous to say 'AJ realized his sister is a woman.' but it's a realization to a whole new set of problems that come with the world, while battling the desire to protect her but still let her do her own thing. Parents, what the heck do you do?

Story #1 - Guy was arrested for tattooing a child in McDonald's dinning room

Story #2 - Hospital worker got caught sucking an elderly patient's toes

Story #3 - Guy stole a horse and tried to hide it in a bedroom

What's more terrifying, having a ghost in your house or being stuck in an elevator filling with water? Now McCall has some good stories when it comes to being mentally scarred as a kid, but one Oklahoma family didn't want to be left out of the conversation. If you have a perfect clone you can use them to give you a day off, or would you rather have more hands to help? AJ is disappointed he hasn't learned his lesson, if something works then don't go away from it. AJ has no idea how he'd manage as a girl because nothing is consistent for their consumer purchases. The bar has been set high for family grudges, but it's an important reminder to take care of your own mental health. How do you throw away $25,000 for the Debate At 8?