....a month later, and you're still waiting for a new episode!? Talk about an abusive relatio....*ahem*, dedication. We meant to say "dedication".

...it has been awhile. Life is hectic - our schedules are ever changing - and this is the best we can do. Thank you for sticking around.

Gavin joins us with a round of questioning. There is no rhyme or reason, but there is entertainment.

Just a few life lessons you never thought you'd need to hear: answer your phone, it might be an emergency. Try tickling yourself, you probably can't. Take care of your toenails, you don't want them to look like the desert.

This episode ends a month long hiatus. In our defense, we thought the machine was broken and we didn't have the money to fix. Turns out, the memory card was bad. So, here we are, back with another episode full of shit and nonsense to ruin your day. Or as one person said, "vulgar content that is a waste of time". You're Welcome!

....welp, sometimes even the pros mess up. After an hour of recording our first episode of the week, we realized we never pressed record. How we would love for you to hear that discovery. But, as the saying goes, "if at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again". So tried again, we did.

Well, he got a new job and forgot about us. I guess we gotta appreciate him for showing up for this episode.

Have you ever stayed up at night wondering how many times your hand finds it way down to your nether regions? Well, wonder no more. With the DickBit, get live tracking, set goals, join friend boards, compete, and beat your meat.

Listen along as we dabble in a little bit of "Jealousy in Relationships" talk....and a bunch of other pointless things.

Welp, we thought we were spicing things up by finally using our soundboard buttons, but we obviously don't know what we're doing -- here and/or in life. At least we have each other.