All Purpose Cleaner

So you’re wondering whether you should wax your eyebrows; we have an answer for that. You’re wondering whether you should pluck that stray hair; we have an answer for that. You’re wondering whether you should take the plunge and invest in those double Ds; we have an answer for that. You’re wondering how much product is too much product for a man; we have an answer for that. You’re wondering if you should go Brazilian; OF COURSE we have an answer for THAT. Check in to this week’s episode to learn essential tips to help improve your hygiene, fashion and comportment. Nahh…Patrick talks about shaving his legs, Robb gives Ami a hard time, Ami plans a motorcycle purchase and Ross throws one of his ex-girlfriends under the bus.

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Grooming-Master

Yes, they are watching us. No, they are not impressed. Why trailer parks? Why cows? Why probes? The truth is out there, and we are going to find it. Let us be the Mulder to your Scully. In other words, let us be the crazy person to your sane person. Listen in as we put on tin foil hats, watch fuzzy videos of helicopters and blimps, and presume that if there is intelligent life in the universe it must be composed of a inordinately high number of proctologist.

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UFOs-Master

Like your drunk aunt as she sits on your mom’s Naugahyde couch after Thanksgiving dinner the minute after you announce your plans to get a doctorate in Literature. Like the tattooed and mostly toothless CVS checkout girl when your kid has a slight meltdown because you won’t buy them a bag of Pixie Stix (Now with more sugar!) Like the sweaty fat guy that smells like cheap bourbon and fried pork at 9:20 in the morning when you shank a shot into the bunker at the bend of the back nine. You didn’t ask for it but we’re still given it. (Actually, some of you did ask for and for that we thank you.)

Advice-Master

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This week we give you our version of “Inside the Actor’s Studio”; only with more references to pre-teen summer camp tassel spinning contests. (Yes, you read that right, apparently that happened.) During this weeks episode of All Purpose Cleaner we explore the emotional impetus that drives our comedic instincts. If you ever wondered why we do what we do, listen in. It way have something to do with deep seated emotional issues, it may have something to do with fraternity, it may have something to do with a bucket full of underpants.

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Comedy-Master

They always say make your art about what you know. Random travel, face plants, vomit sprinklers, brownie hangovers, and scratch and sniff textbooks. Good times.

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Drinking-Master

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This podcast includes simultaneous discussion of  lard, slip and slides, and church camp. Do we really need to say anything else to get you to listen? All right, fine: bears, screaming girls, delirious Ross, neo-Nazi bachelor parties, and high school drinking. Yeah, its that kind of podcast.

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Camping Master

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We have decided to abandon all pretense. Yes, we have broken the final podcasting taboo and recorded a podcast that features a story equal parts hilarious and “oh, my heavens, why.”  This is the one they will talking about around the office doughnut table, for days to come. (However, after discussing it everyone will also listlessly float back to their desk; having strangely lost their appetite.) Guys, ever wondered about what goes on on the ladies restroom? (Hint, it involves hot towels.) Ladies, ever wondered about the decor of the inside of a strip club restroom? (Hint, no you didn’t.) Curious about urinal etiquette; the perils of a restroom phone call; graffiti protocols, well this is the podcast for you.

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Restrooms Master

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If you forgot to pick up a copy of InTouch while you were waiting to check out from the grocery, we’ve got your back. If you are wondering about the details of what John Travolta allegedly did with a male masseur, we’ve got your back. If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “You know who I just hate; George Clooney,” we’ve got got your back. If you ever wanted to hear Christopher Walken discuss taxpayer responsibilities, we’ve got your back. (Seriously, listen for the Christopher Walken alone. We promise, it’s worth the price of admission.) (Also, in case an lawyers are listening to this, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, and allegedly.)

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Celebrities Master

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