All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets

Fresh leftovers! We talk bathroom habits, societal habits, migration habits. And others of that category. 

Omar and Sam talk about the books and the cultural environments that shaped them into the drunk regretters that you know today. You can totally hear it more in Sam. Omar holds his booze pretty alright. Seriously, she promised him like 40 hot sauces from Taco Bell. With only ONE drive thru round. Right?! Sigh. Oh, Sam...

This podcast about regrets is doing a clip show. 2020 sucked but your favorite podcast didn't as Omar Gonzalez and Sam Noorani with friends share some of their most intense regrets like getting kidnapped at Walmart, driving a smelly porn star, and a hooker fight for fun. 

We'll be back next week with new regrets for the new year. 

It's a super surprise karaoke leftovers! Omar and Sam talk about all the. Small things. Including Vitamin C for early 2000s graduation songs. Lots of bad singing in this one, folks. Sam's that special kind

Also - heads up for your respective triggers, we do touch on suicide in reference to a song in this episode. Feel free to skip this one if that's not for you.

Second also - call this number if you're extra in your feels 800-273-8255. Hugs.

Omar tries like some kind of a serene monk like strength to explain the verses battle between Gucci and Jeezy to a increasingly drunk Sam. But they get through it with lots of yelling and mistranslations about shoes and soles. Remember mixtape.com? Neither does Sam. Omar probably made it up. But you know what Omar didn't make up? How fun and regret filled this episode really is. Sam helped. (Note: she did not help)

Sam is disgusted at Omar's ability to accept. He has a humming in his car and a water bug on his finger that he refuses to go to the doctor for treatment. Come on, man!!! Also, toughing it out is dumb. Damn it for real. This isn't even part of the notes. Get your stuff checked on the regular. Anyways ... Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Omar and Sam.

Lizard people, speeding in Dubai, and bad relationships with small kitchen appliances. They all sound good at the time, but they never talk about the replacement canisters. None of these subjects ever tell you about the replacement canisters.

Omar miss reads a situation and sometimes menus. Sam walks the plank after an embarrassingly terrible pun. It was well deserved. She's still full of regret about it. And we learn what an Arnold Palmer is all about.

This week, Omar and Sam go back into the early 90s to scrutinize her one time bathroom bully. Don't worry, we don't talk to or touch the younger versions of ourselves to ruin the timeline. But we do hang out one stall over and do a little bit of Monday morning quarterbacking on the whole thing. Now take a knee in this huddle to receive our pig skin of the play by play.