All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets

Omar Gonzalez and Sam Noorani share their experience and regrets during the Texas Ice Storm that lost power, water, and heat for millions of people in Texas. They try to be serious but it gets pretty silly. 

Omar Gonzalez goes on a date with a normal girl. Yes, a normal girl.  Not a former stripper, nor a girl living in a storage unit or a dumb dumb with severe daddy issues but a real Austinite. He shares his experience with Sam Noorani. This episode explores authentic feelings of growing up with a damaged male ego with the fun stupidity of Mexican food as a Plan B and rules for dating his future ex-girlfriend. If you don't love and hate Omar Gonzalez at the end of this episode then you were not paying attention.  

This week's Leftovers include the following topics: 

Omar Gonzalez explains that leaving Sam Noorani hanging on a call would be worse for their friendship.

Sam explains that we all die but Omar explains so does everyone else including Qanon members and Bitcoin families. 

Juicy Celebrity Gossip (Oh My!)

Omar Gonzalez and Sam Noorani talk about the HBO Max documentary, Tiger. They discuss regrets that addicts go through like trying to control their addiction, rationalizing their habits, and society's dark past with Battlebots against our future robot overlords with an imperishable sexual thirst from humans.

Are you stuck working from home? Us too! Omar Gonzalez and Sam Noorani have some pointers to you. They share their pointers like mediation in the form of playing PS5 or be Micheal Toobin-like while wiggling the mouse every 10 minutes. Omar then confesses that he bought a treadmill so he can walk while working then the gang discusses the benefits of walking to lose weight. 

Omar Gonzalez volunteered to be a lab rat as part of the Covid study. He found out he got the placebo. He was a FAKER ALL ALONG. Omar Gonzalez is a Faker McFakeface. Sam Noorani hears Omar's voice until there is a prime opportunity to make fun of his pain, like every other All Regerts episode. Omar then discloses that he never told his mother that he was apart of the trial and that he has the vaccine. He's 36 btw. Then the guys discuss the dynamics of vaccines and how they affected minorities who are suspicious of clinical trials. 

On this week's leftovers, Omar Gonzalez visits the dentist. Sam Noorani rants because she employs an anti-masker. Later, Omar describes an awkward family zoom dinner and admits he is trained by women to never be a horrible boy. More like traumatized but it seems to be working until Omar says he expects a prize in the end which causes Sam to yell at him more. 

Sam Noorani describes an instance when she was sexting her husband that she almost send a naughty pic to her mom. Omar Gonzalez chimes in when he accidentally sent a text to a girl that said "I love you" when he meant it to send it to his sister. Omar regrets having relationships where the primary form of communication is texts and all the rules that come with texting. It makes sense when they describe bears using bunnies as toilet paper in the woods. Enjoy! Happy One Year to All Regerts Podcast!

Sam Noorani recalls a childhood story about letting one of the loudest farts in class. She regrets that she was not known as "Fart Girl" to her classmates. Omar Gonzalez wants Sam to mail her fart in a UPS envelope and send it to her teacher for the memories. This is the best podcast about flatulence you're going to hear in a while. We might rename this podcast "The B-Hole Podcast."

(NO, SAM! WE'RE NOT CHANGING THE NAME TO THE B-HOLE PODCAST!)

2021 is starting off with a bang and Sam hates it as usual. But fear not! Omar Gonzalez and Sam Noorani invite back their friend Mr. Paul Weiner and Paul has a bag of regrets like not being an attractive thot. He didn't know he could live off being hot but Omar has an idea why he should do it by starting an OnlyFans so that he can live Omar's dream of being a pool boy.

We also talk about the regret of not speaking up and the consequences of this freedom of speech. ............. Also, Omar tries to justify storming a government building but let's just ignore him ...... Seriously! Omar needs help. (I'm fine. I just hate the DMV).