All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets

On this week's leftovers, Omar saw the new Jackass movie. Sam gets bummed out that she didn't get the Indian Pakistani representation of a nostalgic movie involving a movie about ball trauma and concussions. Other topics are covered like chuckle f***ers, territories of the US, and Omar tries (and fails horribly) to romanticize a porn genre.

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

 

Happy Belated Valentine's Day! Sam and her husband start the podcast with car troubles which lead to our hosts talking about some of the bad dates, drinking while on bad dates, and Omar's secret crush on Eastern European packages. 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

This week's leftovers features an update on Sam and Omar's feelings about the Omarcron (it's sexier spelled this way. Go with it). They discuss Bari Weiss on Bill Maher talking about how liberals are over the pandemic, Omar craps on Joe Rogan's opinion of voter fraud, and the crew discuss favorite inside jokes with their best comic friends. 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

Omar asks Sam right away to complain about the girl he is seeing because a pigeon flew right into her window like it was fighting in WWII.  This leads to a discussion about a time Omar's drinking buddy took a man shot which is a mat shot while squirting lemon juice in his eye waiting to be tased by the cops. Good times. Enjoy! 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

This week's leftovers features Sam and Omar talking about how landlords are horrible at repairs like plumbing which leads to a discussion about the orgin ancient woman pleasureing technique of "The Noorani Drain"

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

 

This week, Sam and Omar look at a double-double regerts from TX Rep. Dan Crenshaw aka Eyepatch where he shouted down at a 10 year old ("I've been there, man" - Sam) and him admiting on a podcast that how are politicians are supposted to better themselves in Congress if they don't insider trade? "Allegedly." ("Well, how the hell are they!?" - Omar as he yells at a 10 year old girl).

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

In this week's leftovers, Omar had already hit his goth love phase using phrases like "love is lame." Sam and Omar then talk about cute twitter bits, getting coffee in New York, and the lady who sold farts in a jar. 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

This week's episode, Omar talks to Sam about this girl that wants to have a relationship with him. For real! Expect more regrets on this topic in future episodes.

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

 

Best of episode where Omar's buddy got a Holiday DUI (Leftovers 3) with his yet to be caught friend Sam Noorani and drinking buddy Sam Samual. But first, Omat and Sam talk about the hot girl burden (unreleased content). T

The audio was kinda wonky but we think we made it work. 

All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

We are back from hyatious (this is how Omar chose to spell "hiatus." We told him to change it, but he just said, "I'm a CPA! B**w me!) In this episode, Omar tells Sam that if he were to return to Austin, he's just going to say he got Me Too'ed. Then Sam shares her 23 and Me results with Omar, who makes inappropriate jokes.

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we've done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it's just us two of us while sharing what we've learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani's links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam's upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez