All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets

We admit, All Regerts can get wild but we are very cautious about using words that can be used to cancel our hosts which is why we bleeped Omar, despite him claiming to be Puerto Rican when all he was doing was reciting what Riley Reid said regarding her justified use of the N-word. Sam is skeptical during Omar's question of whether he can still enjoy Ms. Reid's adult films. Then they make stupid noises while Sam, verified C-word according to Omar, C-blocks Omar again. 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy in El Paso. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

Sam is in a middle of a move so there will be no new episodes this week. Omar is sad and so is mother Russia. But you do get to hear this week's best of is an episode with our friends Paul Weiner and Casey Stewart. It's a classic episode before we actually bought good audio equipment so be gentle. leftovers best of on Thursday and new episode (like for real) next week. 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

Sam and Omar's schedule didn't line up to record this week because Omar is doing extra night work to pay off his WrestleMania tickets and possibly the IRS. He chose to go wrestling then play his fair share! Tax the rich! In the mean time here's an classic fart episode. New episode Tuesday if you don't put that in your butt.

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – allregertspod Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: _urmomsmom_ Instagram: _urmomsmom_ See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez Instagram: omarallengonzalez

In this week's All Regerts episode, Omar explains the process of taking an at-home covid test every time he goes on a date (thank you my true President Trump) so he figures that he can start doing stand-up again. Sam is happy then the convo goes off the rails to another set of tracks made from the child labor of stupidity. Let's ride to hell, you sinners!

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

Omar and Sam give their review of the most uncomfortable Super Blow Halftime show on this week's leftovers. Then our hosts discuss who the number one artist is and fame is much harder to gain and keep. Finally, they discuss making racist supermarkets great again.  --

All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

Omar just doesn't get The Tinder Swindler on this week's All Regerts episode. Sam explains that all relationships have a hope that it will work out. This leads Omar to explain, to anyone who is willing to listen, how to catch a whale aka how to be a future Mrs. Bazos. He normally charges $399.99 for this information but is giving it away for FREE. Listen now!!!

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

In this week's episode, Sam's home is infested with stray cats, possums, and a husband. Then the hosts talk about Omar's doubts about his new relationship which leads Sam to go full tinfoil hat on airplanes not getting cellphone reception and she yells at Omar because Omar knows why. Women can use computers, Omar!!!

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

 

Bare witness to Omar's greatest theory about how we don't remember stupid holidays because we are not in the office anymore. Remember The Alamo?! You don't! You even forgot about 9/11!!! Then the conversation breaks down to more ignorance — a full unedited (probably edited) episode on Thursday.

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

In this week's episode the thing we all saw coming finally happened. Pigeon Lady and Omar didn't work out. Shocked? We're not but it was worse because it was a ghosting. Sam and Omar discuss the process like the ritual of breaking up, the details of trying to maintain a relationship, and other stuff. 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

 

Omar and Sam just shoot the shoot about various topics like college scams and other stuff completely unrelated to anything. The full episode on Thrusday. Can you guess this week's regert? 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez