All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets

Omar and Sam are having issues related to COVID (we're fine) so they haven't been able to schedule think up this week. In honor of this cluster, our hosts look back at the beginning of the world's biggest cluster, the day COVID hit. 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

Seven Regret Army stand up for today's leftovers. We talk all about Jack White and how he screwed his sister-wife for her last name. Then your hosts talk about brother-husbands who screw over their wives, sisters, or sister-wives. Wow! This episode now has at least 25% more incest than a normal episode. 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

This week, Sam's turn to talk about sneaking stuff into a music festival. She gets caught. She's currently serving a lifetime sentence in prison, also called marriage (Omar: "Boom! What A Zinger! Got'em!"). We also talk about the Austin bombing, putting your hot dog in popcorn at the movies, and do beavers build dams with human parts. 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

In this week's episode, Omar and Sam continue their edible talk. Omar changes the conversation to sneaking in edibles to WrestleMania. He experiences a regret of throwing away his edibles on the first night but vows to make up for it the second night until he runs into his smuggling archnemesis ... Drug-Sniffing Dogs. 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

This week's leftovers episode includes Omar (certified p***y abstainer) giving Sam (weed abuser extraordinaire) some edibles before recoding. Sam explains that she was not expecting it to hit so hard. Then, our hosts talk a bit about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial, when is the best time to die, and how the Wild West was only about 100 years ago.  

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that makes people feel instead (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

This week's full episode deals with actions and nonactions regarding childhood fears. Omar talks about sleeping with a demon in the form of a Selina cardboard cut-out. Then Sam reveals how she angers a puddy-faced couch and makes the mistake of getting her family to show a non-angry emotion. 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

Omar and Sam do an in-person episode but that doesn't prevent them from going off the rails. To be fair, they were never on in the first place. Later our hosts talk about the new Elvis trailer and get stuck on his daughter's name. A new episode comes out Thursday!

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

 

Welcome to a special edition leftovers episode AKA Omar forgot to upload on Thursday edition. In this week's leftovers, Omar gets contacted by a blacklisted comic so he can put a good wood which lead to him and Sam discussing the Tony Hinchcliffe-Peng Dang controversy about whether if race-based jokes are cool or racist. They try to be serious lol.

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres.

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links:

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez

 

edit: So this episode was supposed to post yesterday, but tech issues. But today, it was submitted as text instead of an actual episode, but brain issues. Our (Sam's) bad. Enjoy! 

This one is a heart string puller, folks. Stop reading this description and just hit play. 

This week's leftovers include a breakdown of a joke from the previous episode. Then your hosts reflect on their experiences at Sam Noorani's wedding including all the issues including the planning, modeling for relatives, and her disappointment that the second wave of covid didn't cancel her wedding. 

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All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man.

Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. 

Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date.

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allregertspod

Sam Noorani’s links:

Twitter: _urmomsmom_

Instagram: _urmomsmom_ 

See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area

Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365

Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: 

Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez

Instagram: omarallengonzalez