All the promises the politicians are making in order to stay in power, the Juice is no longer loose, being Moon Pilled and Bridget's strange visceral hatred.

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5:42 - This F*ckin' Guy

10:44 - Sheath Underwear

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20:02 - Weather

20:24 - You're Not Crazy

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30:16 - Breaking Bridget

40:02 - Phetasy News

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