Smokey makes the tea, while Adam prepares a full English breakfast, as they settle in for their first delve into Hitchcock territory.

Prepare yourself for intrigue, suspense and spurious lies about Smokey's personal life.

Smokey brings you a sneak peek at the forthcoming venture into the world of Hammer. Welcome to The House of Hammer.

Twitter - @houseofhammerpod

Email - [email protected]

Adam dons his best deerstalker, grabs his magnifying glass and pipe, to guide Smokey into the wonderful world of Sherlock Holmes.

Mr Rocheholmes is still searching for clues as to why Mr Smokeywatson can't remember which episode they're on.

Adam and Smokey settle in for some classic film noir.

Is it the best of the best? The classic amongst classics?

The noir-est of the noir-est?

It may just produce some very surprising results.

Adam and Smokey shift down a seat or two and welcome their favourite punk podcaster onto the sofa.

Tom from Anywhere But Here and Banned Biographies, brings his wonderful beard and expensive gin and discusses something that could be very divisive.

A little bonus episode!

So, not straight into the film, a little chat first.

Weather, lockdown, Aliens and Austrians are all discussed.

Oh and then we get on to some bloke called Vladimir Ivanovich Hofschneider...whoever he is.

Grab your lasso, kick open a saloon door and silence a piano player...because none of those things happen in this Western.

Adam and Smokey dive headfirst into the John Wayne classic, with as much wild abandon as their class status will allow.

Adam and Smokey make some room on the sofa for their favourite Celt and fellow Film Club attendee, Stacy, to watch a 'classic'.

Things get sweary, impression-y and just a little bit icky.

Adam and Smokey bring you a unique experience of a film.

One that can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or pain...hang on, what did we watch again?

Adam and Smokey bring you The Thin Man!

Smokey learns a little bit more and Adam invokes the name of a dark lord.

Also, why does Smokey hate dogs so much? (he doesn't)