Hello Kiddos!

What a game! The Astros always find a way. Jilly and I break it down on tonight's "Unwoke Jamokes".

I break down the anatomy of a come back. Jeremy Pena made people forget about Correa with his great defense and incredibly clutch AB.

Are the Mariners dead?

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It's Playoff Baseball time!!

Astros fans are already bitching about game times. The reality is the Yankees will always get treated better when it comes to TV times. It's just the way it works.

I don't think Astros people have gotten jaded yet. People are still really engaged and ready to go.

I think everyone in the world wants Yankees/Astros. It looks like that's how it's shaping up based on the Vegas odds.

Do any underdogs have a chance in the playoffs?

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Well, it's Monday. It was a miserable sports weekend for me. I also consumed too much booze and I'm feeling it a bit today.

I'm saddened that the Cardinals lost. It's not just a sports thing. I was looking forward to spending some quality time with my dad. Ya know, we don't have a bad relationship, but we don't have too many memorable sports moments together. This could have been one of them.

On the other hand, we both probably would have been on our phones the whole time.

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Hey Everyone!

It's late Sunday afternoon and we are inebriated. My Saints got a win. That's a positive. Jilly's Texans got a win. That's good. The Eagles escaped because Kyler Murray is a moron.

Jilly tries to explain to me why social media is the devil. I don't really listen because I'm a moron.

I really want to meet up with Tank in Chicago for the Bears/Eagles game but Jilly doesn't think that's a good idea.

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Well, the Cardinals lost in epic fashion and my day is ruined. It was made worse by lunatic McDougall's experiencing joy.

God didn't have my back today.

Jilly has brought it to my attention that I may have blocked some people who are actually fans. If that was you, I am sorry.

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Hello Again!

It's Friday and the Cardinals/Phillies series is starting this afternoon. I remain petrified of this matchup and I'm convinced that the Cardinals are losing. I'm not spiritual, but I think I need to ask a higher power for help. I cannot be miserable while McDougall celebrates. It can't happen.

I read a Buzzfeed thread about stuff you should never brag about. Do I brag about these things?

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Hello Again!

You've asked for more Jilly and you're getting more Jilly.

This has been a hellish week for me due to the fact I'm doing 3 radio shows with zero help.

Jilly is convinced my brain is shutting down. Also, I think I may have developed carpal tunnel from holding my phone too much.

I'm also petrified of the Cardinals/Phils series.

Also, we take a look at this weekends football point spreads.

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Good Morning Friends!

I sit here today concerned that the Cardinals, after putting together such a lovely season, are going to get dumped by the Phillies this weekend. The petrified of the pitching matchups. The Cardinals haven't hit at all lately. This will be a soul crusher.

My dad has already purchased tickets for Game 4 of the NLDS next weekend. This is pretty much the kiss of death. We are losing.

Speaking of dad, he got a call from a random celeb asking about why Velma is gay.

Apparently "Hocus Pocus" is going to lead to bad things for your kiddos.

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Hey, it's me. I'm currently stuck at the radio station because the garage is being blocked off by a truck full of pumpkins. I have been here 9 hours. I'm surly. I'm hungry. My wife is going to chop my balls off when I get home because she's hungry. My dog is probably miserable.

Also, Joe Burrow is one of the few football players who honestly gets it.

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Good morning friends!

Today is World Teacher Day. We celebrate those wonderful souls who hover around the poverty line so they can tell your kids they are gay.

Libs of Tik Tok aside, there are many great teachers and I have some stories about those who have impacted my life in a positive way. By that I mean I'll tell you about the hottest teacher in our high school.

I remember where I was when Mark McGwire hit #62. I remember everything about the chase. It was thrilling. This Aaron Judge record chase was manufactured waste.

The Maris family looks like dopes after one of the kids tweeted that Judge is the new homerun king.

My current state of Tennessee is seeing a drop off in students enrolled in college. You wanna know why? College is a scam.

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