I know that some of you don't care...but I've got series predictions for the first round of the NBA playoffs.

Also, and this won't help you after today, I've got a bet in the Grizzlies/Mavs game that I feel really, really good about.

It's very strange for me to not hate the Rockets.

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Haley Joel Osment was arrest for being drunk at a ski resort. As it turns out, Little Forrest turns antisemitic when he's had a little too much hooch.

I discuss the two types of drunks...

I look at some classic celebrity drunk stories.

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Colorado football is retiring the numbers of Shedeur Sanders and Travis Hunter. Some folks aren't happy about this.

Deion believes the only reason people are criticizing is because Shedeur's last name is Sanders.

Coach Prime has many positives and negatives. I find myself loving him one minute and hating him the next.

That said, he's off base here.

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Lee Corso will retire from ESPN after week 1 of the College Football season.

This is something that should have happened a while back, but ESPN has really had to handle this gently.

I understand. They have been in a tough spot.

Will they continue the headgear picks? Will they let it die?

Do people even tune in to shows or games for the hosts/announcers?

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I found a Nico story in USA Today that I find really smarmy and annoying.

Why is it that almost every story is smarmy and annoying?

Why do I read USA Today?

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Amanda Bynes is on OnlyFans. But, don't get too excited...she's only there for conversation.

Who pays money to have conversations with celebs?

Who are the highest earning celebs on OnlyFans?

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I no longer have insurance so I no longer get my Mounjaro.

I've gone about a month without it and I'm jonesing for it.

This leads to a rant about the absurdity of insurance.

Also, this leads to many other random thoughts.

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It appears that the former Tennessee QB made a major mistake trying to get more cash.

Reportedly, he's only getting offers that are well below what he was making at Tennessee.

I'm going to assume he got some really, really bad advice.

That said, I'm glad he's not getting more cash. This situation may actually be really good for college sports.

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First off, sorry about all the commercials. The good news is that we have an actual endorsement with Draft Kings. That's neat.

Second, I want to update you guys on where things are going in my life in terms of jobs, location etc.

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I saw a headline about fake service animals that made me laugh.

That said, aren't service animals the best? It's incredible how these animals do what they do.

Does anyone have a service cat?

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