I'm really happy for Kelvin Sampson and the UH Cougars.

It's funny, I care more about Houston doing well in sports more than I did when I lived there. I guess I'm broken in that way.

Kelvin Sampson's story is great. In the current world of NIL, it's absurd to think of what he got fired for at Indiana.

Is it possible to feel a connection to college players in the NIL world?

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Mary Kate Cornett, the Ole Miss student who was rumored to have had an affair with her boyfriends dad, told her story to NBC.

She doesn't like Pat McAfee. Seemingly, many media people don't like Pat McAfee.

It's absurd the amount of hate Pat gets.

Why does Pat get all this hate? The answer is pretty obvious.

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A teacher in Columbus, OH attempted to pay a student to murder her husband.

We breakdown the story....

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Ross and I almost got taken out by a shitty driver in Kirkwood, MO.

I struggle to understand how people can be such dreadful drivers.

I'm still sending resume's out to radio stations and still not getting responses. It's truly baffling.

What's worse about looking for work is dealing with the boobs at the unemployment office.

Also, I have another Dash Tale from last weekend.

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I watched the trailer for the new "Naked Gun" movie starring Liam Neeson and I'm in.

You know why the trailer works?? It's brief.

Which movie reboots work and which don't? Why?

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I don't have a car so my Door Dashing has been limited. That said, we rented a car this weekend and took to the streets.

Jilly actually joined me on the Dash.

I actually had a moment where I really felt like a loser. I also made a somewhat strange delivery.

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A mayor in Minot, ND has left his job because he sent a lewd video to a lady.

The story is actually kind of interesting.

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Opening Day is a holiday to most people across the country.

It's pretty crazy that people will pay stupid sums of money to attend Opening Day when tomorrow's game will be dirt cheap.

It's amazing that so no other sport has truly been able to capture the same Opening Day vibes as baseball.

Astros fans are still sad about the stadium name change.

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As it relates to discussing the transfer portal, most conversations lack nuance.

Over 1,000 basketball players entered the portal. I'm fine with this.

Let's have a nuanced talk about the portal.

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I am a radio idiot who has gotten fired...a few times. I'm aware of what it takes to get unjobbed.

That said, this Dan Bernstein in Chicago losing his job over a fish is truly the best unjobbing story ever.

I was reading a story that blamed social media for Dan's demise. Here's a thought, blame the dumbass who is fighting with people over a FISH.

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