Are you guys aware that there is an actual reason the NFL kickers are drilling 65 yarders like it's nothing?

The balls are juiced!

Also, we take an early look at some NFL matchups.

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Today is Mark McGwire's Birthday.

Oh how I miss the Summer of 98.

It's also Zach Galifianakis's Birthday. Where did he go? Do you remember "The Campaign"?

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It's October and that means it's officially Spooky Season.

Movie theaters across the country are showing classic horror movies and I'm all here for it.

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The second part of the Jason Whitlock audio is actually much, much better than the first.

It's funny, because every tweet I see about Whitlock starts with "You know, I usually hate Jason Whitlock".

Nothing unites the people like dudes in dresses, I guess.

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I told you Jimmy Kimmel's big ratings boost was a nothing burger.

His numbers have reverted back to their mediocre norm.

Jason Whitlock is melting down over Bad Bunny performing the Halftime Show...

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I enjoy that AJ Brown's passive aggressive tweeting is a big story.

Of course it is. He's a mental case when he's not getting the ball.

That said, I despise the Eagles. I hate the way they win. I hate the offense.

They must be stopped.

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Apparently, lady sports fans are the most important consumers of sports.

This based on research that seemingly centers around lady Chiefs fans making up 57% of the fanbase.

What are we doing here?

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This bill will grant federal rights to college athletes.

Let's take a look.

As you know, I think college athletes should be treated like pro athletes because that' what they are.

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I really, really hate the idea of a 3 game series that doesn't allow every city to get home playoff baseball.

Do we consider the Astros a dynasty?

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I'm fully aware that this is totally random.

But, today is Lacey Chabert's birthday and that reminds of the time my dad made me travel to NOLA to attempt to be an extra in an A&E move starring Lacey Chabert.

Also, "Mean Girls" rules.

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