Allegedly Astrology

THE WEIRD HEARD ROUND THE WORLD. This episode, we’re checking out the astrology of Democratic Vice President nominee Tim Walz. We discuss whether he’s an Aquarius or Capricorn Moon, his Aries stellium, what was going on when he had his MSNBC interview, his synastry with Kamala and more!

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// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

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OUR HEARTS WILL GO ON FOR THIS CANADIAN QUEEN. This episode, we’re covering the astrology of Celine Dion. We discuss her fiery Big Three, her synastry with her husband and manager Rene, what was going on when My Heart Will Go On busted onto the charts, and more!

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

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A REAL GONE GIRL MOMENT. This episode, we’re talking about the astrology of “kidnapped” super mom Sherri Papini. We look at her natal chart, what was going down when she went missing, the full moon that corresponded with the Hulu doc about her and more! 

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch
 

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PLZ MAKE IT STOP. This episode, we’re discussing the astrology of the upcoming 2024 U.S. Presidential Election. We dive into the Cap Rising-ness of the first debate, how that gnarly Mars Uranus conjunction was right on Trump’s midheaven, how Biden is in a 10th house profection year, and more!

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe to Allegedly Astrology on YouTube. Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

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THEY NOT LIKE US. (Because they’re two male rappers in completely different income brackets than we are.) This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of the Drake and Kendrick feud. We discuss how they’re both emo water sign boys, the amount of Pisces in each of their charts, how Kendrick had the upper hand with his Gemini Sun and Venus, are aghast at how Scorpio Drake is, and more!

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Follow us at @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

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WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SEASON 7 CONTENT TO BRING YOU A LITTLE TASTE OF THE ALLEGEDLY ASTROLOGY PATREON. In this unlocked Patreon Exclusive episode, we break down the astrology around the biggest political scandal in United States history: Watergate. We talk about how Nixon’s Aquarius Moon really added to his distrust of those around him in government, all the Gemini energy happening during the second Watergate break-in, the transits happening when Nixon resigned, and more!

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// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

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UNFORTUNATELY, HE IS DEFINITELY NOT BRINGING SEXY BACK. This episode, we’re discussing the astrology of former boy band heartthrob Justin Timberlake. We talk his Big Three, the transits going on when NSYNC’S debut album was released, the Super Bowl controversy, Britney’s memoir, his DWI and more!

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe to our YouTube channel! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

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KARMA’S A…WELL, YOU KNOW. This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of child star turned KISS makeup maven JoJo Siwa. We discuss her Taurus Sun, Cap Moon, Aries Rising big three, indications of wealth in her chart, what was going on when Karma debuted, and more!

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe to our YouTube channel! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

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HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS. This episode, we’re joined by the amazing Astrologer Lauren Ash to discuss the Saturn Returns of Timothée Chalamet, Megan Thee Stallion, and Sophie Turner. We also discuss what Saturn Returns are, the lessons we learned during each of ours, and more! 

ABOUT LAUREN Lauren Ash is an astrologer, writer, media personality, and mystic covering astrology, cosmic news, numerology, and horoscopes for Millennial and Gen Z audiences. She’s worked as an entertainment and lifestyle writer for digital publications like Glam, Mane Addicts, Parade, Reader’s Digest, Screen Rant, and USA Today, as well as a creative copywriter for brands like Coach, Hulu, Pinterest, Starbucks, and Veranda Magazine. When she’s not spilling all her secrets to the moon or writing horoscopes, you can find her relaxing with a good book. Follow her on X,  Instagram, Tiktok  and visit her Website 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe to our YouTube channel! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch
 

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TALK ABOUT THE HEIGHT OF 2000S LUXURY. This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology of the iconic Juicy Couture. We discuss the Jupiter Saturn conjunction in Taurus that was happening when their tracksuit was launched, the brand’s nodal return, its 2020 resurgence and more!

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe to our YouTube channel! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

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