Almost Famous

Alex has officially crossed state lines and is popping off live from Tucson, AZ while Caitlin reveals her incredibly esoteric metaphysical theory on zombies. Other topics include: Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, a renowned mentalist's supernatural dating website, Dustin Diamond threatening to stab people, why Freaky Friday is problematic, and the glorious return of Gwenyth Paltrow and her lifestyle blog GOOP to the hallowed soundwaves of Almost Famous. Careful now, you might get iced.

We're back with a piping hot new episode after a rough week of studies and technical difficulties on Caitlin's part. Caitlin got Alex a blanket and in return he tells her why dating a dad is actually a perfect fit for her lifestyle. Other topics include: Vince Gilligan asking people to stop throwing pizza, the Blurred Lines lawsuit, a greedy preacher by the name of Creflo Dollar, and an ill-named men's homelss shelter and soup kitchen. Feel the glory!

Alex and Caitlin talk bad improv and then take an illuminating and magical journey through Caitlin's OK Cupid inbox, bringing them to the story of a woman who got her car stolen by a man she met on the very same website. Other topics include: A Florida man who Gone Girl'd his neighbor, a crime-by-egging that refuses to be solved, and a Hall and Oates edition of Old Man Yells At Cloud. This episode is part of a well-balanced breakfast.

AF is barely legal and ready to fuck in this 18th installment in which Caitlin gets some really exciting mid-episode breaking news regarding a blanket she describes at the top of the show. Other topics include: The dress that broke the internet, IRL SVU, a Rolling Stone interview with Kid Rock, and Benedict Cumberbatch's latest good deed that missed the mark. Oy vey, y'all!

Well, it's shitting snow in Virginia and Caitlin is losing her mind while Alex cries over The Last Five Years. Kiss February goodbye with the Amber Rose/Khloe Kardashian/Kanye West feud, a woman arrested for masturbating during a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey, a phenomenon in the craigslist casual encounters section, a small penis party, and a poorly named Krispy Kreme promotion. Brought to you by an uppercut from Batman.

Boy, has it been a rough week for Caitlin. School, work, and a little show called "Better Call Saul" is giving her the run around and Alex decides it's time for a family discussion about her life trajectory. Other topics include: Brian Williams being a pretty little liar, a bonkers Will Smith interview, the brand spanking new segment called Florida Man, and Caitlin getting executed in the most ballin' way possible. Don't believe me, just watch!

Happy Valentine's Day all you beautiful chickadees! Join Alex and Caitlin as they delve deep into the love cave of E.L. James's hit novel Fifty Shades of Grey and let your inner goddess do the merengue. Other topics include some more sh*t talk about Caitlin's coworker, a Florida woman giving birth to a fourteen pound baby, and Comcast being terrible to their customers. This episode is Super Bitch Bauer approved.

And we're back! In this piping hot ep, Caitlin and Alex plan a very special event that all of you are invited to and ruminate on how they would fare in prison. Other topics include Burger King handing over hella stacks to Jehovah's Witnesses, Ben and Jerry's newest ice cream flavors, David Duchovny's "dairy tale", and two (count 'em, TWO) Old Man Yells At Cloud stories. Plus, Yahweh has truly blessed us for Anthony Goldstein (Ravenclaw, Jewish wizard) writes another letter to his bubbe.

Take a trip back to two weeks ago when all of these breaking pop culture news stories were relevant. Caitlin recounts about how her cat disappeared for a couple of days, leading to the discovery of a leak behind her washer/dryer unit. Other topics include a Florida teen getting arrested for pretending to be a doctor, Isaac Mizrahi debating Jane Treacy on whether or not the moon is a planet, fond memories of To Catch A Predator, Cumberbitch leggings, the State of the Union Address, and a woman who faked her own death to get out of going on a date. That's funny, I never heard of a woman faking her own death at our skule.

Caitlin recounts her experience flying first class and Alex tries to surprise her with the news that Wet Hot American Summer is becoming a Netflix series, but unfortunately she is all knowing. Other topics include: Celebrity turn-ons, the male escort service Cowboys 4 Angels, Nickelodeon's hit 90's cartoon Doug, and stupid shit you can buy from Skymall.