Almost Friday Podcast

A female finally joins the Almost Friday TV team, and it’s about time we had her on the podcast. Please welcome: Eilise Patton. The crew headed to Austin for the Moontower Comedy Festival and brought back some fun stories: Eilise got too high and a fan snuck into the green room.

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(01:06) Intro

(04:58) Johnny Hamcheck

(12:04) Cracker Of The Week

(22:23) Eilise Got Too High

(29:33) Moontower Highlights

(40:40) Making Fun of Liam

(49:27) Nightmare Audition

(1:07:13) Relatable Signs

(1:15:58) Characters

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Today we are taking care of some very important business by breaking down who is group leader in the TikTok Rizz Party. Liam and Will kill hermit crabs, our coworker Lucas steps in human feces, and does Emily hate or love herself?

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(00:35) Eyes Shut

(05:29) Marina Del Rey Shooting

(12:10) Cracker of the Week

(21:23) Tik Tok Rizz Party

(28:05) Hermit Crabs

(36:52) Hating Ourselves

(39:18) Our Cameo Order Came In

(44:54) Pirate Attraction in Russia

(50:23) Our Coworker Stepped in Poop

(54:03) Characters

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Comedian and ex-cheerleader Shapel Lacey joins the pod and he talks about his Coachella experience, growing up in a Satanic city, and how he may or may not have been hit on by Tyler the Creator.

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(01:06) Shapel Lacey

(05:39) Ozzy Osbourne

(08:01) Coachella

(12:38) Grimes’ Coachella Set

(17:06) Ty is Bi

(21:00) Will’s Favorite Video On The Internet

(29:04) Shortbus Steve

(37:11) Crust Punk Initiation

(46:51) Pooping On Stage

(53:23) The Satanic City of Athens

(1:03:09) Will & Gypsy Rose

(1:07:55) Character(s)

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Lots of religious talk in today's episode. Liam almost gets his butt kicked, Emily gets an antisemitic Hinge message, and Will shoved his thumbs up his friend's butt.

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(00:34) Intro

(03:56) Meditation

(08:07) Cracker of the Week

(25:49) Am I The A Hole

(33:13) We Got A Cameo From WHO?!

(37:40) First Mass

(38:38) Mixing People Up

(44:25) Liam Got Catfished

(45:55) Emily Received an INSANE Hinge Message

(47:04) Characters

(1:01:43) SHOP BLANDINO'S SHIRTS

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On today’s episode, Emily is hungover, Liam is high, and Will throws up in his mouth. We discuss pranks we’ve pulled, conjoined twins Abby and Brittany getting married, and Liam and Will may or may not be on the new Real Bros Of Simi Valley.

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(03:07) Emily Met Her Childhood Crush

(08:48) Will’s New Game

(14:15) Cracker Of The Week

(22:53) P Diddy

(33:26) Conjoined Twins Got Married

(38:34) “Therapy Couch”

(40:43) Characters

(57:50) Real Bros Of Simi Valley

(1:01:02) April Fools Pranks

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Liam flew first class and thinks he's hot shit, and Will went to Vegas and brings on Willy D to share a brutally embarrassing story from while they were there. Emily jackknifes the character segment yet again.

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(01:35) Nickelodeon Doc

(06:29) Baltimore Key Bridge

(15:40) Liam Flew First Class

(22:03) Will Went to Vegas

(23:36) Willy D Shares An Embarrassing Vegas Story

(38:31) World Of T Shirts

(42:35) Cracker of the Week

(54:41) Characters

(1:11:10) MERCH GIVEAWAY

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EPISODE 69696969! Liam joined a Gaelic Football team, Emily finally watches a superhero movie, and Will feels bad for scamming people on RuneScape as a child.

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(01:39) Guided Meditation

(06:40) Gaelic Football

(12:40) Emily Watches Batman

(24:29) Hangovers

(25:48) Comic Book Haul

(47:41) Will & Emily Are Scammers

(56:13) Characters

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The gang discusses some CRAZY stories on today’s pod including severed limbs, Trisomy 21, and per usual, pooping our pants. Oh and Cracker of the Week is BACK, but with a TWIST!

(01:49) Emily is wild

(05:26) Cracker of the Week

(18:41) Severed Head In A Bag

(22:24) Dentist Makes Patients Swallow Semen

(28:17) Bill Burr

(34:31) Will Pooped His Pants

(37:37) Emily’s High School Horror Story

(42:07) Characters

(59:12) More Characters

(1:06:27) Dog Bit Owner’s Genitals Off

(1:09:55) Live Citizens Update

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Liam is back and we are joined by Friday Beers editor and friend of the pod, Gerry KenAHhHHH. There’s seriously nothing that man Kenaht do. The boys talk Dune 2, airplane etiquette, and they gaslight Emily into thinking they massaged their poop with their hands as children.

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(4:22) Dune 2

(14:43) Top 5 Movies

(20:57) Liam’s Flight Back

(35:01) Poop Pies

(43:05) Characters

(47:29) Cheese Pizza & Male Teachers

(50:32) Characters

(58:54) Miley Cyrus’ Family Scandal

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Will, Chester, and Bill left cryptic clues as to where they buried Liam's body. A fun little scavenger hunt for the listeners!

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(00:00) Ads

(1:12) Intro

(07:56) Peeing The Bed

(9:48) Uncle Will

(11:57) The Brick

(23:38) Survivor

(31:49) The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

(46:35) Characters

(01:01:10) Oscars

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