Will is NOT happy that the Mavs lost. The boys chat about jury duty, sentencing a man to life in prison, and all things video games including Christian McAffrey's Madden cover.

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(06:39) Microplastics in Semen

(13:31) Will's First Time At The Comedy Store

(17:16) Celtics vs Mavs

(22:34) Future

(24:58) Video Games

(34:30) Smiling Friends

(34:30) Specials to Watch

(37:04) Will's Friend is Sentencing a Man To Life in Prison

(40:40) Jury Duty

(43:10) Cracker of the Week

(49:43) Characters

(1:04:00) Will's Dream

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Will and Emily are sick and Liam made out with Will’s dog.

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(04:03) Liam Dogsat For Will

(09:35) Oil Rigs

(14:02) Will’s Nightmares

(18:50) ADHD Drugs

(21:53) Smiley Friends

(25:33) Cracker of the Week

(41:53) Celtics Vs Mavs

(48:59) Characters

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Lots of characters, lots of crackers, and lots of Luke Null. Luke tells a very disgusting tale of an experience he had at Chuck E Cheese as a child and Liam throws poop on Will.

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(00:55) Jason Voorheen

(05:32) The Mullet Doctor

(08:02) RFK

(14:08) Challengers

(18:15) J-ing Off While Driving

(25:24) Cracker of the Week

(39:24) He Thought This Was Cheese

(50:00) More Crackers

(53:38) The Cringe Debate

(56:17) Characters

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Today we are joined by the one and only Veronika Slowikowska (@veronika_iscool) and Kyle Chase (@kylefornow) of the Nevermind Podcast. Look forward to lots of Survivor talk and characters on this episode. And of course, puking in our mouths.

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(00:45) First Time Meeting

(03:23) Alo Gym Lore

(10:49) How Veronika and Kyle Met

(19:01) Dimes Square

(26:16) Holding in Puke

(31:22) Street Cars

(35:13) Cracker of the Week

(50:18) Breathing and Meditation

(55:14) Characters

(1:00:43) Survivor

(1:02:10) More Characters

(1:07:38) More Survivor

(1:17:26) More Characters

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Emily has a bone to pick about Will and Liam's rude behavior at Tim Robinson's "I Think You Should Leave" Live Show.

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(00:03) Steve Buscemi

(10:56) Emily Has A Gift

(16:08) Will's New Bit

(25:11) Will and Liam Get CALLED OUT

(34:34) Liam Sound Bathed

(37:07) Cracker of the Week

(55:38) Characters

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The boys are joined by comedian Dan St Germain, who helped write Nikki Glaser’s Tom Brady roast.  Falbo from the Falbonian Twist also lends a helping hand this episode. The boys talk about movies, conspiracy theories, and the unibomber.

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(00:48) Bone Tomahawk

(11:12) Tom Brady Roast

(17:33) Dan St Germain

(20:17) Conspiracy Theories

(24:24) Tik Tok Ban

(28:00) The Cosby Show

(32:02) Unibomber

(44:47) F*cked Up Movies

(1:02:53) Worst Auditions

(1:06:07) Feet Pics

(1:14:29) Characters

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A female finally joins the Almost Friday TV team, and it’s about time we had her on the podcast. Please welcome: Eilise Patton. The crew headed to Austin for the Moontower Comedy Festival and brought back some fun stories: Eilise got too high and a fan snuck into the green room.

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(04:58) Johnny Hamcheck

(12:04) Cracker Of The Week

(22:23) Eilise Got Too High

(29:33) Moontower Highlights

(40:40) Making Fun of Liam

(49:27) Nightmare Audition

(1:07:13) Relatable Signs

(1:15:58) Characters

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Today we are taking care of some very important business by breaking down who is group leader in the TikTok Rizz Party. Liam and Will kill hermit crabs, our coworker Lucas steps in human feces, and does Emily hate or love herself?

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(00:35) Eyes Shut

(05:29) Marina Del Rey Shooting

(12:10) Cracker of the Week

(21:23) Tik Tok Rizz Party

(28:05) Hermit Crabs

(36:52) Hating Ourselves

(39:18) Our Cameo Order Came In

(44:54) Pirate Attraction in Russia

(50:23) Our Coworker Stepped in Poop

(54:03) Characters

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Comedian and ex-cheerleader Shapel Lacey joins the pod and he talks about his Coachella experience, growing up in a Satanic city, and how he may or may not have been hit on by Tyler the Creator.

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(01:06) Shapel Lacey

(05:39) Ozzy Osbourne

(08:01) Coachella

(12:38) Grimes’ Coachella Set

(17:06) Ty is Bi

(21:00) Will’s Favorite Video On The Internet

(29:04) Shortbus Steve

(37:11) Crust Punk Initiation

(46:51) Pooping On Stage

(53:23) The Satanic City of Athens

(1:03:09) Will & Gypsy Rose

(1:07:55) Character(s)

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Lots of religious talk in today's episode. Liam almost gets his butt kicked, Emily gets an antisemitic Hinge message, and Will shoved his thumbs up his friend's butt.

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(03:56) Meditation

(08:07) Cracker of the Week

(25:49) Am I The A Hole

(33:13) We Got A Cameo From WHO?!

(37:40) First Mass

(38:38) Mixing People Up

(44:25) Liam Got Catfished

(45:55) Emily Received an INSANE Hinge Message

(47:04) Characters

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