1- Goodbye Mr. Stewart
2- I misremembered lying
3- Dr’s, Twitter, Same thing
4- Saintly Sinners
5- Kanye Kanye Kanye
6- That’s my beer
7- Capt Obvious strikes again
8- BBW

Barry got his SWAG back

1- France fights back with the sword and the pen
2- Politicians blaming each other what country is this
3- Magical senate works pretty fast
4- Spend more get less: that's the democrat's way
5- Congressional diversity in 1922
6- Free college? Not while there are prisons
7- Texas is shaky

1- Happy New Year
2- Angry New Congress
3- Slow Down Officers
4- How Bout Dem Cowboys
5- New Year, Old Resolution
6- Sarah’s Still Here
7- Goodbye Stuart Scott

1- Cheney loves torture
2- Everyone knew about enhanced interrogation except the head of interrogation
3- Speaking of Interrogation, we won't be seeing it
4- US and Cuba get along better than Barack Obama and congress
5- I’ll take cars for 1000 a month Alex
6- Vote for me at blowme.org
7- Open carry, open fire
8- Surgeon general is hired
9- Uber in Uber trouble

1- Sadly here we go again now its Eric Garner
2- Jon Stewart couldn’t make a joke Rand Paul was a joke
3- Imagine if he’d been white
4- Who’s afraid of a large black man? Apparently Charles you are...
5- Athletes can protest, I mean, they’re large black men
6- Criming While White
7- What MLK really did
8- True Hero cops are overshadowed by the cowards but they do exist
9- Let's stop this, I want to be funny again

1- Nothing changes if nothing changes and nothing has changed
2- Happy Thanksgiving Don’t get trampled

1- Cosby...I can’t call it
2- Two realities, one country
3- What if we tax the guns
4- My religion doesn’t affect you until it does
5- You’re an immigrant. My grandfather was an immigrant but I forget that
6- Lets get this war on Christmas started early, like Black Friday sales
7- Liberal quarantine? Yes, please, we all have ebola stay away from us and our money

1- Merry Christmas GOP the Dems have decided to give you the Senate
2- Haitian immigrant is ok but that Kenyan Immigrant is still a problem
3- We promise not to shut down government like last time we shut down government
4- Don’t worry, we’re still crazy
5- I just hooked up with a hot cheerleader, what do you mean illegal?

1- Thou shalt not support a democrat
2- Hey Bear, put the donut down
3- Capt obvious has spoken
4- The polls say we can make more money from a playoff
5- Do Not Sit Here
6- Bash brother shoots self
7- No more Honey Boo Boo chile, hope for us all