1- What would MLK think today
2- He’d think Palin was funny too
3- Chris Christie or Chris Soprano
4- Rodman goes to rehab
5- NSA rules are a secret
6- Superbowl is set
7- Men like breasts, bet you didn’t know that
8- Michelle Obama is 50

1- I resolve to get fat
2- It's cold outside. Back to you Jim
3- You'll fly where we say when we say now pay your fees
4- Bridgegate is not a gate
5- News that's not news
6- Saturday Night Live hires black woman Texas hires Black coach old white man is angry
7- Finally, I can drive while black

Merry Christmas...give someone a goat

1- I was in Jakarta
2- I almost gave up on evil until we hit a new low
3- Ted Cruz liked Mandela on Facebook
4- Stuart Varney tired of Pope and this whole help the poor thing
5- I finally agree with the right, Jesus, get back here

1- Obama es no bueno
2- We don’t like him but boy is he powerful
3- Christian+ Patriot+ militia = meeting secret service
4- No its not race, you racist
5- When you get away with it, shut up
6- Fight the war on Christmas, get to a mall

1- Healthcare.gov the same as Katrina except for the dead and homeless people
2- Chris Christy is not approved by conventional racist homophobes
3- Dave Wilson wants to be black Well watch out for the police
4- Melissa Bachman is not related to Michelle Bachman which is even scarier because now we know there's 2 of them
5- Tips are cash not advice or your close minded hate
6- There seemed to be no hope until bat kid rescued all of us

From the Outside Looking In
1- Live from Canada
2- Mayors on crack
3- Reasonable Republican?
4- Suzanne's blonde moment
5- Unlikely supporter
6- Go Clippers
7- Rule 62

We’re Movin! Are we movin fwd or backward? I dunno but we are movin
Fwd Darrel Wallace wins at NASCAR
Backward Shopping at Barneys? Bring your pay stub
Backward Voting rights laws
Fwd Judge admits he screwed up on voting rights laws
HOPE kids react to Cheerios commercial

Have a plan, whether you...
1-shut down the government
2-legalize weed or
3-watch the end of days
Please, Have a plan

1- Shut em down! Shut ‘em, Shut ‘em Down
2- Man up and shut down everything
3- Uh fellas, the heatlh care law still went into effect
4- Approval rating? Congress loses to president, of Russia
5- Race to the bottom and we all lose