American Unicorns

American Unicorns

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American Unicorns episodes

  • Chapter 36

    Kongamato

    It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a Kongamato! Straight out of the Jurassic period this flying cryptid has soared through the sky’s and straight into our hearts... like literally into our hearts with it’s beak...

    50 min
  • Chapter 35

    Squonk

    Hidden in the hemlock groves of Pennsylvania hides everyone's favorite shy cryptid: the Squonk. If you spot this cryptid tread lightly or he might disappear into a puddle of tears. #IStandWithSquonk

    38 min
  • Chapter 34

    Yeren

    If you find yourself in China's Shennongjia forest, keep an eye out for the Yeren or Chinese "Wild Man." While your at it, keep an eye out for Yeren urine for double points.

    51 min
  • Chapter 33

    White River Monster

    We're back!!!

    On Chapter 33, we travel to Arkansas! The White River Monster is a cryptid swimming around like a water-rhino. Some call him, "Whitey," we call him a friendly creature who enjoys the occasional mint julep.

    40 min
  • Chapter 32
    Ningen
    On Chapter 32, we travel to Antarctica in search of the elusive Ningen. First spotted by a Japanese research vessel, this cryptid is large, pale and speaks like a Midwestern 20-something. At least that is what we have surmised from the available evidence and my excellent impersonation skills!
    38 min
  • Chapter 31
    The Pig Man
    Is this week’s cryptid a cautionary tale about pre-Halloween shenanigans or is The Pig Man of Vermont just trying to care for geriatric cats in the caves surrounding The Devil’s Washbowl? I vote for the latter. Based upon personal experience it is far more likely that the white hairs covering the Pig Man’s body is in fact clumps of cat hair, it doesn’t matter how many lint rollers he uses…
    37 min
  • Chapter 30

    Ogopogo

    On Chapter 30, we dive right into the world of another lake monster. Steeped in lore with a fascinating history of sightings this cryptid has ogopogoed right to the top of our list!

    37 min
  • Chapter 29

    The Enfield Monster

    On Chapter 29 we travel to the fascinating town of Enfield, Illinois home of the Enfield Monster. If we learned anything from our cyptid this week it’s don’t open your door when you hear a mysterious scratching sound. Even if you have a gun handy, you probably wont like what you find! #tripod #alienpimp

     

    39 min
  • Chapter 28

    Tikbalang

    Why the long face? On Chapter 28 we trek to the wilds of the Philippine forest to hunt for the Tikbalang. This creature is said to be part man and part horse (but not the way you are thinking) who tricks everyone that crosses its path. If you would like to hide from a Tikbalang next time your go for a jog through the woods, be sure to turn your shirt inside out. I can only assume this creature hates poor fashion choices.

    36 min

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