The Slide-Rock Bolter

If you have any upcoming plans to visit the mountains of Colorado don’t dress like a tourist! The Slide-Rock Bolter is a magnificent land whale and he’ll wait all night for his next lumberjack snack. #ChrisHemsworthTheLumberjack

The Cherufe

Are you ready to descend into a vat of molten hot magma? You better be a virgin first or no dice! The Cherufe prefers volleying the fiery heads of virgins and I mean, who doesn’t. #ExtremeVolleyball

Bigfoot

On this week's episode we visit the one who got this whole cryptid adventure started for us. Bigfoot is in the house… or at least he is right outside it. He’s a lean, mean, peeping machine and we love him for it!

Come take a peak in our window at Chapter 7. #NuttyFudge

The Madagascar Tree

Join us on a mystical journey through the forests of Madagascar in search of the elusive man-eating tree. We don’t know what is waiting for us at the top of the tree but there's no evidence that tells us it isn’t a snow cone. This lemur likes its chances...

Swing on over to Chapter 6, but don’t get eaten and subsequently digested.

The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp

The Lizard Man is a reptilian humanoid cryptid found in the bowels of Scape Ore Swamp located in Lee County, South Carolina. According to his twitter he is currently single and ready to mingle. He clearly lifts and has a taste for chrome molding!

Listen to Chapter 5 and see if you are the lady (or lord) for our body building Lizard Man.

Mongolian Death Worm

The Mongolian Death Worm is known for spitting acid and killing its victims with lethal jolts of electricity. Its red color makes the worm resemble part of a disemboweled camel than a fearsome monster but if you underestimate it, instant death!

Give Chapter 4 a listen and we hope you enjoy hearing all about SHOCK WORM!

This episode of American Unicorns is brought to you by the Leslie Poster Charitable Trust for Grammar and Caffeine. 

The Maryland Goatman

The Goatman is an axe-wielding half-animal, half-man creature that began his life as scientist who worked in the Beltsville Agricultural Research Center. Or he emerged from a hellmouth located at Glen Dale Sanatorium 5 minutes from my house.

I hope you enjoy listening to Chapter 3 as the Goatman roams the woods behind my house planning my murder.

The love of goats began early for Laura (1978, Pittsburgh Zoo)

Boto Encantado

The Encantado roughly translates to “the enchanted one”. These creatures are often known for having extraordinary musical abilities, love getting it on and attending lavish parties. Now that I think of it, Justin Timberlake may be a dolphin man…

If you would like to hear more about Greg and all his fedora wearing charm swim on over to Chapter 2.

The Michigan Dogman

The Michigan Dogman is an elusive creature that lives in the wilds of Michigan. It is described as a seven-foot tall, blue-eyed, or amber-eyed creature with head of a dog and the torso of a man. I know, sounds hot right. If you want to hear more about the Michigan Dogman listen to our Podcast – Chapter 1.

But for now please enjoy the song “The Legend” written by our favorite disc jockey Steve Cook.

But for now please enjoy the song “The Legend” written by our favorite disc jockey Steve Cook