American Unicorns

Batsquatch

What do Bigfoot and Hulk Hogan have in common? That’s right, your probably didn’t guess it but its Batsquatch! Batsquatch is a flying cryptid that is described as a mixture between a bat and a Sasquatch. No one is quite sure where he came from but I’m steering clear of volcanic eruptions in the future.

The Elwetritsch

Just when you think you’ve seen everything, in walks a chicken-lizard with breasts. The Elwetritsch is a mythical birdlike creature that is literally the tits. I like to imagine it enjoys long walks through glitter laden forests in Germany, laughing at losers lost in forest with potato sacks. #TheRealChickenBreast

The Chupacabra

What could be more fun than a cryptid that combines blood sucking and goats? Nothing that’s what! Thank goodness we have the lizard, monkey creature the Chupacabra to fulfill all our earthly dreams.

And if you love the Chupacabra as much as we do, please consider donating to United For Puerto Rico (http://unidosporpuertorico.com/en/) and Friend of Culebra Animals (https://www.gofundme.com/animals-of-culebra) to support relief efforts in Puerto Rico. #PuertoRicoStrong

The Whintosser

On Chapter 24 we investigate one of the strangest creatures I have ever heard of. The Whintosser is a fearsome triangular log with more legs than necessary. While no one who has encountered one has lived to tell the tale, we know they are there hiding out there in the burned out forests of California…waiting…

The Blue Men of the Minch

Listeners they are ripped, they are wet and they are blue, so let’s give it up for the Blue Men of the Minch! On Chapter 23, we discuss the finer points of capsizing vessels and getting into epic rap battles with skippers. I’m just saying they can patrol my waters anytime…

Skunk Ape

This week on Chapter 22, we journey to the state that raised Laura and made her the woman she is today, Florida. Come explore the history and lore of the Skunk Ape, a creature so elusive, Laura had never heard of it… but it knew of her…

Giant Anaconda

On Chapter 21 we travel to the wild and wet Rainforest in search of the elusive Giant Anaconda. This cryptid is arguably the sneakiest of snakes, lurking in the murky waters of the Amazon River waiting to rip your face off. Well, at least that’s what we assume….

Bernard Heuvelmans

For a very special 20th episode we shake things up and Laura leads the research into everyone’s favorite Belgian-French scientist Papa Crypto himself, Bernard Heuvelmans. We talk the origins of the field and some of his most important discoveries. There are also lamas but not the kind you are thinking of…

Grocery Adventures with Nick

On this bonus, micro-mini episode we would like to offer you a small glimpse into what it is like to live in Hillery's world. We now present to you, the world premiere of the episode sweeping the nation: Grocery Adventures with Nick. I bet you all wish you could get this excited about ice cream!

Champy

“No time for losers 'cause we are the Champy-ions, of cryptid podcasts!” That’s right! On Chapter 19, we get a little wet as we go swimming for Champy, the lake monster of Lake Champlain. He can’t help it he’s shy and prefers the low spots of this popular recreational lake. Give the poor cryptozoological creature a break!