An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

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Just to be CLEAR (CLARITY, however, NOT LIKE FINISH DOES FOR YOUR DISHWASHER): Please think before expecting violence solves anything... Watch, "A History of Violence", but, with no distractions, or people of different mindsets trying to jilt your viewing... The message at least is fantastic and very thoughtful as story-telling, soooo... It doesn't make you fantastic to handle life this way, but, almost: VERY BLOODY NAIVE OF ME TO EXPECT THIS MAY ALTER YOUR EXPERIENCE OF DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO ALLOW YOU TO BE HARMED... I'm just very much under the impression, that, fire fighting fire, does only seek to destroy all of the life that we deserve to have, AS HUMAN BEINGS! WHATEVER YOUR DIFFERENCES. VERY SIMILARLY, WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS, yet sadly, we are all often conflicted by people with different values. Very much so, it's often airs that people try to control you with. Best to be kind, sincere, and thoughtful to those who seem plenty more to understand than how you are.

Having faith in others is not a bad thing. And I'm not just saying that in my defence...

It's all designed to be entertainment, but, I've always loved people trusting others with good messages to interpret, or, just listen to. Apologies if it's a difficult listen! Sincerely!

Still... Not a good (it is good, just not AMAZING for my comedic-charisma, but, still, "good", to offer) look for all the coming-off-like-a-right-bugger style, I seem to portray... I lose friends in real-life for being misunderstood, so, perhaps it helps to be related to. GENUINELY NO-PRESSURE, hahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhahahahaahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhapleaselaughhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha.

I know, I flips styles. Thanks, Guys.

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Was going to put a, "x", after the episode title, but wasn't sure whether that would be a step too far, these days. Please be ensured: NOBODY, is entitled to kiss me. It's just a niceity that many of us add on to text messages, when we struggle for bonds past those we know. It's a scary and Fearmongering kind of world these days.

Perhaps you expect I get my jollies off of being an absolute tossing-pr(w)anker. I mean no-offence, but I feel this attempt at a podcast is:
1.) Unnecessary.
2.) Sad.
3.) Lovely.
4.) Complex.
5.) Very stupid and classically-"thick", by English colloquial standards.
6.) It's not the 90s, but nobody is my age on this phone-line... Not sure why I expected otherwise...



9.) Just really what it says on the box: Confounding, plump, deep, wet, and pumplexing.



I know... P-E-R-P-L-E-X-I-N-G.

I feel it's not too out-of-my-remit to say: a dis one is a obsolete, BANGARRR.


Have fun. More SadLines, soon. (THOUGH NOBODY REQUESTED THEM. RAIN, SLEET, OR LOVELY-WEATHER-WE-ARE-HAVING.)

This one cost about £10 in credit, however... Don't want it reimbursing, that much is on me, but... Still. Still rather mental, indeed. ENJOY

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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;





That is genuinely a tattoo I would never be ashamed to see, as an empath. But, after dealing with suicidal thoughts scientifically, socially, compassionately, and with integrity... I am willing to spare my dignity. In the name of entertainment value. At least value it at an honest estimation. "As I can fecking monetise it eventually" : Shows an honest lack of integrity. Rhymes keep coming off like a defence-mechanism of an indentured mainly-identifying-as: IRISH PERSON, with plenty more, after I spit in a cup, Like Ancestry.com's Government-whore.

"Humour does not desire wilfull ignorance. It offers it, and does not expect you to see the tragedy. We are all working at different levels as individuals. I'm personally not selfish enough to hope anybody leaves. But I outstay conditional-love when I need to." -Me.


'Stretch out an' wait - The Smiths' ; If anybody is there to be misinterpreted by people who are not doing enough, themselves... It is Morrissey. A suicide-prevention advocate of the '80s. Wish The Smiths were back together...? (I hope you do. It's my podcast. Many Artists like this Artist. Most Artists struggle with their own depression.) WISH, yet it will not re-structure flawed Artistic identity and integrity of the time... For me ; The best I can hope for, is that many people understand/try to understand another wilfully isolated individual's struggle.

Over-shares are for Mental Health Support lines... I'll use them with, or without you all. ;

Might just outstay my welcome. Windingly dignified...? THAT WOULDN'T BE COMEDY, LET ALONE FUCKING CRICKET, YOU COCKNEY FACKS(!)




Penis. Bollocks. Love. Strength. Integrity. Wee bit of necessary hatred...? Well I'm not dumb, dumb-founded, but I am a British Wordsmith, living in what we hope to call, "A progressive Society.". 

"I continue to wish for it to be proven, to me." -Me.

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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HOWEVER (SINCERELY, STIW (SORRY, SINCERELY(since I'm not a lying tory fuckwit, just an honest-hard-working-one...(?)) FOR THAT COLLOQUIAL DIG, AS I MENTION IN THE PODDY, I RECKON YOU'RE, 'WELL SMART' (not a direct quote), AND DANGEROUS, AND CLEVER COMPARED TO TORIES, yet: (un/)certainly(certi..? too far-right...? JOKE: HATE TATE. DEEEEPLY FAM'.) not inhuman enough not to have a sense of humour...? Love to anybody struggling, I'd say everybody needs it when we are!)

[Over-priveliged Tories may want to strap-on a proper low-class set of bollocks for this one. Try as they might, they'd be better off buying a set for their rounded SUV's bumper.] Certainly goes for most o' the cunts at my High school. WATCHDOG RECOMMENDS IN AN OVERTLY SUGGESTIVE MANNER, THAT SOME EX-JT CLASSMATES OF MINE TOOK LEEDS '15 (correction from the talky-talk) TOO SERIOUSLY/possibly thought of me as a fictional character, but, I may be risking too much trauma]): You may be too confused by stylistic choices, but I'm fishing for toooooooo fuuuhhucking muuuuuuuuuuuch. *Likened to near every fucker currently on the internet nowadays... dae nae treed aen mae (that's scottish: for any americans.)*.

FUCK ME, I'm enjoying my Sunday/Monday rambles... stinking with rage/autism-outbursts that I'm making up for in retrospect... Like distant lovers, "making up for lost time": I'm piss-cunting-bastard-lovely.

Well... CATCH YOUR MONOCLE NOW, bit like that old Peter Kay joke about the hob-nob falling into his cup in slow-motion: for any of you dirty-slutty-Mummy-Tories. Why apologise for Political discourse in 2024...(? FUCKING RHETORICAL, THAT IS WHY/NEEDLESS TO SAY AND STILL SAID BY AN IRISH-FOOL).

Enough incredibly genuine distractions, now... All I meant to say was, that I'm proud enough to say, you may stick around for the feckfest. Sorry if I repeat myself, but I AM INDEED STIW SOBER. Just kind of hard w/o a lil' Jamie of my own (IJ). MM&I(aye, me knab.)

Last page, is not the full-read. Test my length... you may like it. Up to you, AND ME.

Always welcoming more to my oddly-pictured e-mail address. Stay lovely, not fucking prick, pleeeeease xxxxx <3 (like the Truman Show News sign-off).

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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I know it isn't appropriate/overly-wise/not-risky to piss off charming-date-rapists such as Dapper Laurghs, but since I'm part-Cockney... I feel I've got a reverse-racism-esque right to.

"Xharming" fucking Bully...

Just as a very personal and intimate note to my ex-HEADTEACHER, it really genuinely and sincerely helped me, for you to tell my parent that you see that I'm a, "Lad", as well as clearly in reciept of intelligence. Looking back... That charming exchange really helped me grow as a person, and I'm very grateful. A lot about my old High-School changed hands very quickly, but you inspire me, through aligning and seeking greatness out of very "underwhelming"(at times) "results", from me. You're a, "Good Cop", to me, R. And I partly say that because there’s zero chance she’ll listen. It’d be nice and worrying to be wrong in retrospect however! It’s not a wide net.

As Tupac said..., "DON'T GET IT TWISTED", "BITCH". Really peed me off, that has.


And as many Artists in reciept of great intelligence, and in pursuit of greatness say... "Don't show off so fucking much, and do your fucking work, you stupid fucking knobhead, YOU'VE GOT YOUR FUCKING EXAMS COMING UP, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!???? (*CAN'T TECHNICALLY REMEMBER IF THAT'S TRUE FOR YOUR CLASS, i AM OVERWORKED AND UNDERFUNDED*)". That was kind of implied throughout. 



Perhaps... t'weren't money, she t'were t'wafter... t'were twat. (A persona, that needs encouragement, love... AND PUSSY AND DICK, BUT I'D SETTLE FOR PUSSY SINCE I'VE ALREADY GOT A COCK, AND I'VE PRACTICE WITH PUSSY/PUSSY-PRACTICE (you'd generally hope at 27 - mainly that that wasn’t said.).)

Goodbye, AND, in any capacity: Thankyou sincerely, I'm grateful for the supportive intent, but Human-Connection is a tricky-fucker to get into bed... so-to-speak. Soooooo = 2 slep. By downloading this, you’ve invited and invested in my stupidity and eagerness to please (intermittently when it comes to no comes and podcasts). 

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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what's your favourite colour of your fayvourite carrrrr???


I chat on a bad-sex/"friends"-line. As I say, I'm an Autistic-Fisherman: METAPHORICALLY.


I'm into being a tragedy: it gets humourous/humourless. Depending on where I fall on your sword. Or, like... 'Not sure', could be something that isn't phallic these-days. Like part of an alien(ated sexual fantasy - fairly).

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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"I... dunno sometimes... I just... get irrationally scared..."

"By the size of my own bollocks-brain. Move over, bollocks. My true penis comes to town - so to speak... in metaphors..."

Hey there anybody out there, I honestly hope you're not choosing to alienate me, but I do have an awful lot to say, after feeling so bloody darkly, WHEN, deep down... The person I love the most on the ficticious story of Top Boy, is Kano. The technically ficticious, yet, incredibly real and clever... wow, bit too comfortable with homosexuality, and the homo-genus at this point. NOT HOMOGENISED MILK, BUT STILL, THOUGHTS RAMBLE-ON, AND I'VE BEEN ON A FUCKING ROLL TODAY. SMOKING ROLLIES, DRINKING CAFFIENE, AND EATING RIGHT, WHILST BEING A FACKIN' SPORTSMAN, AT THE SAME FAAAAAACKIN' TOIME. ALL IN A GOOD FAAAAHCKIN' ENGLISH DAY.

If it hasn't been, AS, good a day, or you feel you may be taking my jibes badly... True sincerity comes from the heart, and jokes are best read with ALL senses. You can indeed write-in! It's LITERALLY JUST ME HERE. AND THAT'S SINCERE, BUT HEY... USE YOUR OWN JUDGMENT, I'M SURE AS SHITE JUDGING YOU... to anybody that is offering me their equally valuable time, and making me feel it's worth ANY effort in carrying on, it's going okay, all things considered, and people, but still! Nobody writes in: haahaahahhahhh.

What I truly meant to say was, it's a snowball effect, and I do not merely forget when people lead a horse to water, and they're gratefully drinking... I like it, and clearly I'm enough of a lonely wanker to pat myself on the back mid-podcast. I've come a long way in self-respect. Or... come about a yard... so to speak, ON MANY A LEVEL. It's a snowball effect, that GENUINELY (italics: IN THIS CASE IT'S SPECIFIED, OUT OF MY LOGICAL BRAIN, AND THAT WAS BECAUSE IT IS A LAYERED JOKE THAT TRULY DOES MEAN TO MY SELLLF THAT of bloody COURSE I'm being genuine... yet, that was rough. *coarse. like rock salt.) wouldn't like to destroy an entire town. Wouldn't looove to keep guessing my audience too, but I'll keep trying, until I muddy up the water a make it confused and hard to see, orrrrrr, MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND ME properly.

More raps, but I'm not stopping if you hate them, coming soon.

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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This is a ridiculous kind of seriously intentional rap. Sorry for being so confounding|confusing.

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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NOT (as I'm aware due to being brought up in genuinely brighter times that still breed difficulty) to confuse you.


Hope y'all understand. I'm not simulating a black person, as I suspect quite strongly I'm not currently very black to a degree we can all trust (NOT LIKE THAT.),  and I'm certainly not contrasting anybody to make myself breathe more aligningly with myself, but... y'all is an American expression. And, as America is a technically thriving place that's relatively (\ /+-historically) RECENT, LET'S SAY... It's always attempted Multiculturalism. Time progresses.

Now that I'm freeing myself towards a lot of lucky optimism... I'm trying to offer the good experiences I believe in, to you all. And speak down to Evil... Making the Devil that may be within us all: ASHAMED. DONALD TRUMP IS QUITE HONESTLY, A MALIGNED WHITE-DEVIL. AND I LIKE SAYING THAT: I'M WHITE MOSTLY, AND TRYING TO WIN MULTICULTURAL FAVOUR. "but... Could just be for fucking listeners."


Too right it's fer ye. And me.



Hope you're all lucky|unlucky enough to endure my irony, and my serious beliefs too.

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Old-school, and the Nua-Scoil need to learrn more doe (faoi láthair), I burn baby burn like disco-inferno. Burn slow like Irish potatoes. Now that I'm not getting high, it luckily makes much more sense, though.


There is good-faith, and bad-faith. Very similar to positive and negative discrimination. And... If it helps your COGNITIVE DIFFERENCES AND SPECIALITIES FUNCTION BETTER, PLEASE HAVE FAITH, AND CARRY ON LIVING. BROKEN YET GOOD PEOPLE ARE A STRONG COLLECTIVE FEELING.

DON'T GO MAD. LIKE SOME IRISHES (like me too). BE A CULTURED UTOPIA THAT IS BROKEN ENOUGH TO STILL PUT R. KELLY ON - MERELY FOR A FUCKING LAUGH, IF YOU'RE NOT OVERLY INDOCTRINATED IN FEARS, RATHER THAN RESPECT. however: understanding takes time. This developed. Not out-of-RKO.


Cheers, Fellas. And all else. All collecting individuals... You help, but.... hey. There's truth in a kind Irish soul who knows the good, and bad... Or, tries to. Try to understand me, as I understand we are all already multicultural.


The Africa you speak of, was a very, very, very, very, very, long time ago. I'm sure there's a cleverer way to put that... not wisened enough yet, by my knowledge. All influences help, if they are positive and sincerely more good than awfully flawed. If you have time, I'd really respect your pride. Not the shame. Well... That-too, eh?


FIERCELY LOGICAL TO BE DIAGNOSED LEGALLY: DO NOT GIVE UP ON YOUR BRAIN POWERS. My life is changeling, and I am getting more phrases. Tingaling.

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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