An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Kind of like Herbie's Magical Adventure or some shit like that. Total Herb.


Get it, though? It's like a misambiguation of a whole lot of culture by referencing a funk song as a white Irish person (habitually in England to be fair(to be sure)), especially in this day-and-age. Right? I mean... I'm not DJ Qualls or anything, but I'd say... Tone down the cultural appropriation. White boi. Ironically.

To be honest with you though, I've been taking these small statistics very seriously, and I'm glad you're here to hear me out - or gravely misinterpret what I say/persistently fail to understand my sense of humour/disagree frankly with me as a person. Fair play.

Glad I woke up on a Monday morning, and did this instead of dying inside  underneath striplights that shine more positivity on me than anybody I work with here... Ah, it's just my Kitchenette. And I complainy moany bitchy fucking gripe the whole way through this, with some dissatisfying pay-offs, indeed.

It's a very late podcast. I do indeed apologise.

My computer also cuts out minor seconds from some of my speech, so if it drops the ball, you may not have heard something correctly. Perhaps my balls were in your ears whilst I was keeping them bouncing in the air.

[THAT LAST BIT WAS ME TAKING A HINT OF DISMAY AND DEPRECATION TO MY OWN SENSE OF SELF - SUBSCRIBE] [not that bit in italics however. that was a separate pandering, lick.]

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Put it in a song... Alright?


ANYTIIIIIME.

Except if you're being outwardly rude without saying what you truly feel in an engaging manner. Then... Redacted.

Anytime.
[NOTE:;]
These Royalty Free Beats don't come cheap. I was wary that I'd be charged, under cloak&dagger. "free". I still spat some terriffic bars. Take that for a piss up the wall, after you go to the bank.. or whatever it is that you do.

Good, day!

P.s.:
Dear, Lord.

Somebody please make a beat to clearly align with this. I'd pay you to set a precedent for ME. (1st ep. ref.)

Poddy

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Thought that mayhaps this could be a new name for a Broadcast? Even when it's about as broad as a Ham-radio with me at the steering wheel. I mean... I've never felt what it is to be depicted as creepy and lechy in terms of being a Lorry-driver. And that reputation is surely offensive... coupled with the, "I've never driven cross-country iced out of my atmoshperic coil with large-freight"-jokes... or the near discriminatory concern. Due to all that ice in your veins.

Today's episode is pretty mild. I'm wondering if I might work out some vague editing skills, I could cobbled together compilations of thoughts lost to a lack of delving into the moment. Pains me... but then-again, it is actually indeed hysteria when they're no-good too. I'm slightly gravy-bummed. Fire playlist I can't show you for copyright reasons.

More to come, I just need to Torily oust my neighbours. And work out what that expression means. Oust is just what Posh people in Britain buy...? Who-knows. You WON'T find that here. 

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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I'm never going to dance again, wailing, taking,: some more rhythm.
Nary shall I dance again... because sometimes in lower moments I feel if I were that bad, you would've broke my legs. NOT to plant any seeds... The internet is crazy.

It's all an act, and a viscious cycle. Who knows what flows from a bored and conscious mind of dramatism, and poignancy. Or... Boyne... Boy... Nancy.... (say it phonetically? was that a poetic technique? Or am I going maduntal? Overdramflapperiffic??? SAY THAT IT IS SO.)



nary may I write to whom it may concern, breaching my poorly concieved thought clouds (of varying smells), BUT THIS TIME IT IS SERIOUS. STOP WHAT IT IS THAT YOU ARE DOING.

"I CRAAAAAAYYYYVE ATTENTION"  - 2013.

A quotem. Lost. To the scrotum.

I'm afraid I've too much to lose.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

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Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Much like living with my parents again... NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MEEEEE!

wHITEY'S ON THE RAG AGAIN, AND HE'S back.

Higher intentions within life's bounty entails the true beauty of your soul.

Systems don't make you a worthy person.

Personality reigns and speaks truth.

But then again, that genuinely sounds like a fucking Cultist wrote it.

I'm not crazy. I'm just furiously Liberal.

It's not as if anybody wants to recreate any drama that goes on within our Hive-mind... GIMME THE HONEY, MUMMYYYY. ("-Honey Monster"). Wouldn't really be the glorious pun that you felt it had been... HAD, people been pedantically observational enough to realise, and convert, "Show me the Money, Honey.", to it's logical parallel, if you go by switching the 'H' & 'M' around first, and then double back, after retrospectively remembering about, "Show me the Money, Honey.", being the actual phrase. Wherein, it made me think about:(;) "Why for exactamundo: would you be saying that, to your Freudian Mummy?(?)".



Thanks to all my Ballas, Thugs, and Gs. I truly owe everything in my protest to more indentured races, offering beauty to a world that feels unempowered by separation, far too much. There is light within us all, and our interpretation is within us to percieve its true beauty. I for one: Trust that many people do.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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THAT Neamhchiontach Podcast #7

I'm not one to blow my own fecking horn or anything at least wherever appropriate, as my solemn duty to afflicted lives I've been touched by, and feel I can relate to.

Plus, to be transparently honest (which might be smart, and might not be) I already blew off exercising, recording this tripe.

However, Comedy aside, I would expect you've heard/seen/got better Comedy you could be enjoying, so why not just fuck off...? The disengaging stares of strangers, become the faces of those you can claim to personably understand, and light pours solely from your own blood/pores/holes. I know. I just don't ever feel I've agreed upon impressing people in their own way, who display 0 love, respect, OR knowledge of who you are, what you do, and how long you might listen before you FUCKING LAUGH.




tHANKYOU eVERYBODY, fRONT loVE tO THOSE WHO DESIRE IT.       (MIGHT DELETE THAT BIT LATER ON. IT HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNY TO RECIEVE NONSENSE jumbled letter texts TEXTS FROM LOVED ONES WHEN THEY'RE PISSED. THAT'S SERIOUS. Unless it's your Mate, who's also a "bloke". (I'm not being like Tate'ey there... swallow your vomit. To be fair, though... I'd be sick. Let it drop...? What's more kind, and... 'side-on'...? (not like fucking from't side, just offensively attacking sincerely damaged righteous views, set by an egreigiously unscrupulous, dumb-cock, intelligently-sociopathic, agenda-drivenly, evil, narcissist... that'd be pretty 'limp', to act-out, with any amount of money... I'd never be proud of THAT LIMP CUNT('C' was used in irony there) *sweats*)  More like... Make sure you look after loved ones with concern: regardless of gender. Etc. Because it's so hard to appear concisely innoffensive, and you wouldn't read the News, eh...?)

Getting overstimulated now. But I'm not yet entirely disgraced by my words, via how I present myself. Not. Yet. 

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Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Still embarrassed about last week's reflections, as it was an honest first-attempt from TONNES of wanks ago (just emphatically, and of quantity (not of like that)), after loathing those in their abodes/Mum's, on a Gaming chair, setting the world to rights... If anything truly is oversaturated, that I do need to consider... That purely just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Thought I might say. It's all about whynae. Whiney as feck.

Let's just cut-out all the chatting, fear, hatred, rejection, and lack of feasible time we have to offer, and get into it, Right?

I'm sure you've never heard of how patronising it gets, being pampered by people's best & most entertaining sides. I'm honestly just like you. I break my eggs, one nut at a time. Meaning, I, unlike others, manage to crack a Woman's egg, be it that I see it fit, not to impregnate her, within my warm suffering bath.

Hope all is well, ard mo Podcast is doing horriffic numbers. I thought I'd get unreasonably spooky, and erratic in portraying myself to others.

I WILL LITERALLY NEVER FORGET ALL OF YOU NON-PODDY LISTENERS. YOU'RE ALL FULL OF BOLLOCKS, WITH SHITE DISPENSERIES, BETTER QUALIFIED TO BE COMING UP WITH A SHIT-LIST. BUT WE SAY, "SHITE", (BE IT THAT WE MUST SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE): IN IRELAND. tHERE, SO.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Hello there, everybody. Or... Inevitable nobody, for somebody we do not know, like, understand, respect, or feel like oxygenating in discussion.

                                                                         Unless...?


Here's something potentially not-funny, grindingly moist, and yet gritty as chewable tarmac. I find my intentions thrilling, personally! I was on a thrill-ride-high-of-fantastical-and-immeasurable-to-others', pleasurable, honey-flavoured suffering.  And If I am to entertain others... I'm allowing them to seek some fucking awful godawful cursed auditory imagery, of a man who is lonely enough to reeeally scrape the barrel of his last bit of wages. Bored. Working at M&S. As a Poor and overaged, Temporary Gobshite (I was brilliant, I've just lost hope in getting Bollocked from the Job... 6-stretch, 'n'all.) 

The flavour of my month back then was probably, how sexy some older women treated me. Honesty. I need these dribs and drabs. Without that... My Cock stops fucking trying.

Scraping money together for a Brass instead, these days. That's Cockney-Rhyming-Slang for, "A Girl of Class".

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}