This episode is about three things: The Haunted Mansion movie, an ontological character study of Gaston, and Bay and Laura's inability to hold essential qualities and survival mechanisms as polar opposites or under the categories of good and bad! How fun! What's it like to review this absolutely fantastic villainous character through the lens of an ontological, or being-based, lens? Most importantly, who uses antlers in all of their decorating AND WHAT HAS THEM DO IT?!!?