Well hello there all. On this week's episode I head on another of a series of dates that's more confusing then the next and yet, even though my favorite thing to complain about happened (reaching for the check of course) - there is one of the greatest back stories of all time that's included. So stay tuned. Also, the shoe rack and Warriors movie disasters and most importantly, taking a girl to McSorley's where the just started letting the ladies in - well yes in 1970 but, as you all know, that's like yesterday for me. 😉

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Hi Everyone. It's almost my birthday and the angst and depression is starting to creep in. Mostly just because, you want to plan a perfect day -- so what's involved? We start with a celebration dinner this week which was far from fun; then a trip to the Yogi Berra Museum, which is ironically on the campus where I teach. And of course more restaurant stories where I'm angry at the waiter -- I mean -- that's what this podcast is all about, which is when we ask the same question asked by 007 -- "who would want to kill me?" Jealous husbands, annoyed waiters, the list is endless. 😅

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Happy August. Today on the podcast it's the Comedy Cellar Sit Down as I was asked to report to "the principal's office" by the owner, manager and comedy booker. Did it end well? Find out by listening to today's episode. Exciting! Also, the Barbie movie and how it helped with a tense situation at the next door coffee shop. And, finally -- what is the protocol for a friend's birthday? Are we all supposed to pay for their girlfriend/boyfriend too? Let's discuss.

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Heading out of the City this week to perform with Rachel Feinstein at Uncle Vinnie's down the Jersey Shore provided lots of action for the podcast. You know, like the fact that I can get something to eat after midnight BUT you can't do that in NYC anymore. COME ON! The gentleman that turns out to be Andrew Ridgley from WHAM! after the documentary you should see. And the MC who did my opening joke on stage just before I went on. Uh Oh. Doesn't he know I only have 5 minutes of material. Some comedy/drama this week on Juskow "outside" the City.

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Hi all. Living in NYC isn't that great when it comes to food shopping and Trader Joe's is no exception, or as I like to refer to it as Douche Central. A humidity dehydration splitting headache; the 1988 film Crossing Delancey & a tribute to the villian in the Rodney Dangerfield classic, Back to School, in which I realize, I need to remake. Except I realize in 2023 my character would be cancelled after ending up in the the girls sorority shower by mistake. But for the first 10 minutes before that. . . . HIGHlarity.

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Karl Lagerfeld, Funny Girl and an accidental date with a 24 year old boy. One week off and I'm now gay. Hello all and nice to be back after a 4th of July absence. In this extended episode, we review the Broadway shows, Funny Girl & Life of Pi and the hilarious things that happened behind the scenes. ALSO, my new commercial with comedian Mark Normand; the Montclair mix-up where I was set up on a blind date with a 24 year old boy - what the. . . ; the dinner party with a major douche; the evening with the Cars cover band - of course titled "My Best Friend's Girl"; Another fountain soda mix-up AND Juskow in the City at the MET at the Karl Lagerfeld exhibit. If that doesn't make up the podcast name, then I got nothing.

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You ever get a new debit card and can't decide where to break it in? I'm still deciding -- three weeks later. I've lost it. Also, walking with a group of strangers and talking to them and they never ask who I am; the magical mystery high school graduation bus tour in jersey; the legendary spring break episode of The Facts of Life; and, as usual, the restaurants that continue to close early to keep this quality podcasting anger on Juskow in the City 😉

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This week I finally bond with the bartender that was making me not want to go into my favorite bar anymore all thanks to my new Octopussy watch. Hmmm. Those two words are even funny in print. Classic. Also, spending all day at the track and dinner with the Mayor of Red Bank, NJ; A big date at the place they notoriously won't give me parmesan cheese; and as usual - a restaurant that we get kicked out of after an 8:30 reservation. Juskow in the CITY is getting angry at the CITY! But -- that's always hilarious. 😁

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This week NYC turns into the red planet when the Canadian fires spread all the way down to the Big Apple and -- yay -- we get to wear masks again. Oy. Also, the owner of the NYC Improv's memorial and the near death guest speakers; the crazy waiter at the piano bar restaurant Mimi's and lots of other super fun stuff that only everyone's favorite podcast can provide. You're welcome.

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On this week's episode we head over the Hudson river to start our new comedy show series in beautiful downtown Rutherford, NJ. I've really made it! Also, my remembrance of the classic Different Strokes episode where Mr. Drummond made me afraid of Harlem. And while we're on the subject, Tom Hanks and Penny Marshal meet on an episode of Bosom Buddies and begin an incredibly successful pairing; AND, most importantly, the origin of Juskadan from the original Mikeadan. When you listen, you'll get it. 😁

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