Whilst running cross-country in High School, I let a girl beat me because I'm a gentlemen -- is what I've been telling everyone for 50 years but damnit -- she was like an Olympic champion. It wasn't fair! I Choose Not to Race! That and my mean sister and another classic Jiffy Lube story where if they had an HR Department, I'd probably have to make a visit. Classic. Hope you all had a nice holiday! 😀

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Well this is classic. After a big vacation plan, everything was cancelled thanks to -- Rain? But yeah, when it rains in L.A. in November, it's not as sexy as Guns & Roses makes it out to be. And then the vacation just got worse, but you know what that means for this show -- a little thing called Podcast Gold.

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On tonight's episode we go to the all you can eat seafood buffet, right by my house. 8 lobsters later I kind of got sick but it was worth it. The most important thing of course was to tell the garage mechanic in New Jersey who told me about it in the first place. I have no idea why that was so important, but, it was. Also, another classroom fiasco with a twist and watching the World Series with the Roast Master.

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The world is watching. As of putting this podcast together, I have no idea who the winner is but I voted this past week and then got accosted by some teenagers at the high school. BUT, it's half my fault because I went at 2:45 to vote like an idiot when they're all getting out. Also, i went out every night this week to make up for my being sick the last few weeks. That includes my jaunt to the West Side Comedy Club which was the worst comedy club I've ever been too -- of course that being said - please come see me perform there on November 26th. 😅 What a plug!!! See, now that's comedy! You guys get it.

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This week a student gets triggered from the movie (get ready) - 1985's The Sure Thing. Well, that about does it for me then, I'm outta here. Also, is it possible for people with dementia to come back using familiar songs and music. I test the theory this week. My own theory that is, not scientific -- of course, since I am a college professor, maybe it is scientific. You're welcome. Also, I purchase 4 magazines for $52. I mean, since I'm the last person to buy magazines, don't you think I deserve a discount. A classic storytelling podcast that will entertain and amaze.

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This week the big lecture at the University of Texas with the wrinkle of having a seasonal allergy or maybe something worse. My reputation at stake!! And when I say my reputation at stake -- there was nothing at stake. There is completely no stake involved. BUT, I do love drama. Meanwhile, my friend Lily, a student there, has boy troubles I have to help her through -- because THAT is what I do. Boys are awful (of course said in a Paul Lynde voice). Duh. Also, a new coffeeshop girl who immediately brought out the, "oh, my boyfriend has that same watch" classic. 😅

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The security in my building is quite strict. You have to send an email to the building management to let them know someone is coming over or staying overnight - UNLESS you're hot. Then they just apparently give you the key. It's hilarious. The King of Chaos makes a claim that that the machine's are indeed making sure he (I) stay the King of Chaos until they get sick of me i guess. A little Matrix/Terminator stuff going on in my life.

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This week I have my Devil Wears Prada moment as I stalk and meet John Varvatos as I'm wearing his jacket. I thought it was one of the coolest things ever but my friends don't seem to care -- so I got new friends. Yeah, that's right. Also, I know I keep advertising this one Jiffy Lube in New Jersey but it's incredible. They just let me keep my car there so I don't have to deal with the horrid UN Assembly in Manhattan which was a nightmare, as it is every year, to drive through. The street where I park my car was closed off as usual but I had a little talk with the cops -- yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about. 😅 Also, the final appearance at the Roastmaster's Broadway Show as he records for Netflix. A fun week to hear about but an annoyance for me, which, of course, always makes for a quality podcast. You're welcome. 😉

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I finally get to see Spinal Tap II and it was great. Don't listen to anyone else. Also, my first physical in two years and what they don't do anymore -- alright spoiler alert, no more Fletch Moon River gags anymore (yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about). Also my doctor told me I was obese so I told him he was ugly. My mother doesn't show up at my lecture AND, a great tailgate at the meadowlands. Life is hilarious on this last day of September episode on And Juskow for All.

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The big Jeff Ross 60th, with the stars, Li'l John DiMaggio, Paul Rudd and Todd Barry - special appearance by Jim Carrey. What an outstanding evening (dinner and a show) I mean. . . . it was almost ruined by a woman down the street BUT I wouldn't let that happen. Also, another 9/11 nightmare (now in it's 24th big year). The president was in town and you know how that effects me and my parking. Although next year will be worse I guess. Let's make plans now to be nowhere near NYC that day. And finally, the huge Seafood Boil on our new Monday Night eating place. Wait till you see the photos on Patreon. 🦞

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