A super-sized premiere episode to kick of the first two episodes of And Just Like That..., the most hotly anticipated show for any Sex and the City super fan. Why has Carrie lost her groove? Why is Charlotte still being Charlotte? Why is Miranda drinking before noon? All will be discussed! SPOILER ALERT! We go there.

Rouse yourself from the deep sleep these two episodes put you in, and find out what Meredith and Ricky think about monogamy and threesomes. It says something that the most entertaining scenes in these episodes are Miranda eating copious amounts of spaghetti and meatballs Lady and the Tramp-style, Carrie and Mr. Big's who's on first comedy routine, Charlotte's extremely disturbing sexual fantasy, and Little Debbie, the child smoker.

In this super-sized episode, we cover:

Season 1, Episode 7: "The Monogamists" — Original air date: July 19, 1998

Friends forever!

We talking power dynamics in this instalment of Abso-effin-lutely! and don't you forget it — like you ever could! Travel back with us to the summer of 1998 when there wasn't a care in the world. Obviously not, because the only issues plaguing the gals in these episodes are getting a seat at Balzac's, getting $1,000, getting Chinese food, and getting anal sex.

In this super-sized episode, we cover:

Season 1, Episode 4: "Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys" — Original air date: June 28, 1998

Disclaimer: we experienced mild audio clipping due to excited screams and emphatic delivery.

We're praying that our moms don't tune in to our first episode of ABSO-EFFIN-LUTELY! because we talk a lot about dicks! In this episode we cover:

Season 1, Episode 1: "Sex and the City" — Original air date: June 6, 1998