Join us through a tale, where an blatantly unskilled, old-fogey of a man, Kafka, gets a corgi-sized ghost monster shoved down his throat which gives him the powers of an all powerful Kaiju! See his incredible journey, as he goes back to school at 32 years old to finally get his certification as a monster-killing cop. Will his secrets be revealed? Will he befriend his cookie cutter nepo-baby classmate? Will he win back his ultra successful girlfriend from middle-school? Will pee continue to come out of his monster nipples?!