Anime Sickos

For years, games criticism has been lambasted as a wasteland with no structure or discipline, little more than a PR arm of the studios. No more--the Sickos debut a scientifically indisputable new 11-point system that will objectively determine any game's quality with no margin of error. Follow the Sickos on Twitter @AnimeSickos Follow Joe @ShariaUncle Follow Tom @TomHarrison19

The Sickos eulogize The Venture Bros, a cartoon that released 4.7 episodes a year for 17 years. The Venture Bros was a miracle show that all the rules of capitalism hell dictate should not exist, and we extol how amazing and important it was. Then on Cog Talk, we talk about how all good bosses are ultimately powerless to stop the awful shit tide that will inevitably drown all workers. Follow the Sickos on Twitter @AnimeSickos Follow Joe @ShariaUncle Follow Tom @TomHarrison19

The Sickos welcome Andrew Sherman as he goes guesto mode! We discuss Andrew's new podcast The Podcast Mines, a project dedicated to generating ideas for podcasts and then not making them, rendering it the noblest podcast of all time. We also talk about the infuriating and excellent Ring Fit Adventure, plus run a few bouts of the Fruit Annihilation Tournament! Follow the Sickos on Twitter @AnimeSickos Follow Joe @ShariaUncle Follow Tom @TomHarrison19

The Sickos diagnose the civilian equivalent to Media Brain, "Poster's Ear," a loss of equilibrium caused by too much posting, causing people to share takes about what kinds of movies girls like for the 1000th time even as society collapses around us. Then, we decide Round 1 of the Big Fruits region of the Fruit Annihilation Tournament! Follow the Sickos on Twitter @AnimeSickos Follow Joe @ShariaUncle Follow Tom @TomHarrison19

The sickos heartily recommend the bleak and crushing manga of Tatsuki Fujimoto, one of the most unique and freshest talents in the business. Then, we discuss how our gaming philosophies are diametrically opposed because we were trained at competing gaming dojos. Follow the Sickos on Twitter @AnimeSickos Follow Joe @ShariaUncle Follow Tom @TomHarrison19

The Sickos mourn how the devastating explosion that hit Beirut appears to have been the natural result of extremely common boss behavior that will keep happening until society collapses. Then, we unveil a stunning new sicko project: The Fruit Annihilation Tournament, a 48-combatant tournament to discover once and for all the Ultimate Fruit Under Heaven. Follow the Sickos on Twitter @AnimeSickos Follow Joe @ShariaUncle Follow Tom @TomHarrison19

Mega sicko Devon Price kicks off the promo tour for their upcoming book Laziness Does Not Exist by going Guesto Mode, much to the consternation of their agent and publisher! We discuss how being "lazy" is a fake idea used to exploit you, how to live better through grift and fraud, and how Metal Gear Solid is the best dumb series of games around. Pre-order Devon's book Laziness Does Not Exist here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Laziness-Does-Not-Exist/Devon-Price/9781982140106 Follow Anime Sickos on Twitter @AnimeSickos Follow Joe on Twitter @ShariaUncle Follow Tom on Twitter @TomHarrison19

The Sickos reflect on board games, a hobby that's impossible to do but also tricked them into spending hundreds of dollars anyway. Then, Cog Talk discusses the "skills gap," the fun way companies blame the bad economy on the proletariat deciding to be too stupid to live, and NPR is like, that sounds right!

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The Sickos damage their brains with exposure to terrible posts! First, we discuss Duchess Goldblatt, an inexplicable gimmick account that has never been funny yet which commands a cult following that'd kill for it. Then, we discuss two new incredible wife posts in a mini-Wife Addendum. Posting sucks ass you guys Follow Anime Sickos on Twitter @AnimeSickos Follow Joe on Twitter @ShariaUncle Follow Tom on Twitter @TomHarrison19

The Sickos welcome Paul Starr, a professional Anime Sicko who makes a living translating manga and light novels! We discuss what it's like to infect your anime hobby with cog energy, how onomatopoeias do (or don't) work in Japanese, and the official style guidelines of the word "numby." Follow Anime Sickos on Twitter @AnimeSickos Follow Joe on Twitter @ShariaUncle Follow Tom on Twitter @TomHarrison19