Another Wasted Hour

We prove that we clean up well when we have important company over as we invite Ted and Jay from the JamBrew summer concert series in studio. Also this week:

• Keith makes his bones in the carnival mafia!
• We discover a new scam for determining the next co-host!
• And we get downgraded from "podcast" to "drivel." due to being 5 minutes shy of an hour.

JamBrew is free, every Friday, from August 31st through September 28th on the Herndon Town Green in Herndon VA. Visit www.JamBrew.com for more information.

Slim of The Iris Bell brings a random collection of words and the song "Henrietta" from their latest album "Ridgelines and Highways". Also this week:

• We smear the podcast in fake vomit, for money
• We are pursued by cows
• And we consider replacing our entire news section with classical music

The Iris Bell will be playing Gypsy Sallys, in Washington D.C., on Thursday, August 23rd. Find out more at: http://www.facebook.com/TheIrisBell

The madman and organizer behind the phenomenon known as the Audioteka Music Festival joins us in studio. Also this week:

• We give politics the sports announcing treatment,
• We try out a new "cat, cow, and goat" stretch,
• and Keith and I announce our new podcast about dating advice! Along with like 3 other podcasts.

The 2nd annual Audioteka Festival is happening Thursday, August 16th through Sunday, August 19th at Heaven and Hell in Washington D.C. Find out more at http://www.facebook.com/audiotekaII

Brian Nelson-Palmer of DC Music Rocks visits us to talk about the second annual DC Music Rocks festival. Also this week:

• We discover that it's surprisingly easy to open a zoo!
• We apparently must also provide a productive hour?
• And Papa John might have taken over of Engineer Adam's job.

DC Music Rocks is live Tuesdays on WERA 96.7FM in Arlington, VA and on all podcast outlets. DC Music Rocks Festival is on Saturday, August 18th at the 930 club in Washington D.C. Checkout http://www.dcmusicrocks.com

Straight from the laundromat, and a win at the Jammin' Java Battle of the Bands, Unsullied shared their track "Legacy" with us. Also this week:

• We engage in psychological warfare to sell you a car! Or a house! Or a date!
• We find out Reefer Madness is still fake
• And ask, "where are all the love songs about dicks?"

Unsullied will be headlining Union Stage in Washington D.C. on Sunday, August 5th. Visit http://www.facebook.com/unsulliedband for more information.

Since the pattern was not full, Jett Bailey buzzed the show, letting us play his tune "Energy" from his EP "For the Ride". Also this week:

• Keith is officially old enough to yell at kids to get off his lawn,
• We discover it's only a matter of time before your houseplants come to kill you
• and does anyone actually listen to this crap? Ishkabibble!

Jett Bailey is headlining the Milkboy Arthouse in College Park, MD on Thursday, August 2nd. To find out more follow Jett Bailey on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/JettBailey301

We notice what big eyes Dan Wolff has as he brings us his new track "Save My Soul" from his self-titled album accurately named "Dan Wolff". Also this week:

• We take selfies in a nuclear disaster site,
• We give Lady Liberty a makeover,
• And we discover a whole new meaning to a "Code Red" weather alert.

Dan Wolff and the Muddy Crows are playing Denizens Brewing Company on Saturday, July 28th in Silver Spring, MD. Find out more at http://www.danwolffmusic.com

After not being able to find all the letters for a damp rendition of YMCA, BOAYT swung by with the world premiere of their new track "Young and Hungry". Also this week:

• We build a floating concert patio,
• Steal clouds from our neighbors,
• And serve chewing tobacco to llamas

BOAYT is releasing their new album "Young and Hungry" at the Black Cat in Washington D.C. on Thursday, July 12th. For more information visit http://www.boaytband.com

After his honorable discharge, former suburban soldier Tyler Plazio joins us in studio with the world premiere of the track "What a Joke!" from his brand new EP "Memories". Also this week:

We jump on the latest countrywide bandwagon to seek corporate sponsorship, so set your sex robots to passive aggressive mode.

Tyler Plazio will be throwing his CD release party at Jammin' Java in Vienna, VA on Saturday, July 14th. For more information visit http://www.tylerplazio.com

After forming the first cover band that doesn't play any covers, Petty Indulgences swung by our studios to share the world premiere of their new track "Poison". Also this week:

• The space shuttle gets a bitchin' new camo paint job,
• We use chicken alfredo to win over a date,
• And we find a new appreciation for juice made not from concentrate.

Petty Indulgences are playing Vinyl Lounge in Washington D.C. on Saturday, June 30th. For more information visit http://www.pettyindulgences.net