Another Wasted Hour

Chris Aaron returns almost exactly a year later with the world premiere of both his website and single "Time Waits For No One"! Also this week:

• Adam teaches us what area not to shoot,
• Onion article or Florida article?
• And, dig his ass up, I want to shake his hand!

Chris Aaron's single release party is at Oz in Arlington, VA on Thursday, June 21st. For more information go to his new website: http://www.ChrisAaronMusic.com

It has been months since we have heard from the elusive Engineer Adam but, with the announcement of Victor's retirement, he will be joining the show for the summer. Also this week:

• We enact new laws regarding Victor,
• Adam does and does not define icing,
• And Keith might be under his desk weeping.

Adam also announced the launching of Figmental Studios a brand new concept for music and recording. If you are looking to record, reach out to [email protected] for more info and booking details.

The Vibesmen bring their vibe to our studios to share "Yours and mine", the new single from their upcoming album "Endless". Also this week:

• We sniff and lick some things,
• It's technically "fine" to bring a bear to a drive thru,
• And you got milk from what?!

The Vibesmen's new album Endless will be dropping in July and they are playing live on Thursday, June 7th at the Blesstival in Fairplay, MD. Find out more at http://www.VibesmenTribeOfficial.com

Much like the metro theme, we find out that Jason Mendelson is not going away as he shares his track "Ready for the Crash" from his new album "Blue Streak". Also this week:

• One time, Jason put water wings on his ankles instead of his arms,
• One time, Jason put water wings on his ankles instead of his arms,
• And brain damage.

Jason Mendelson is playing Epicure Cafe in Fairfax, VA on Saturday, June 16th as part of Jasonfest! Find out more at http://metrosongs.org

Daniel, otherwise known as The Yellow Tie Guy, haberdashed his way to our studios to share his track "Dreaming"... despite us calling it "Afraid of the Rain". Also this week:

• We might not be able to finish our
• Dress up like a tiger dude
• And lighting, hockey, your mom, koalas

Yellow Tie Guy will be playing The Bungalow in Chantilly, VA on Friday, May 25th. Find out more at http://www.yellowtieguy.com

Although we find out that Herndon Art Space is not a direct competitor of SpaceX, Music Director Nicolas Black makes us aware of equally cool events. Also this week:

• It might be the end of days,
• We invent Etsy IRL,
• And we learn about some promiscuous koalas.

Due to technical issues, this episode didn't make it out before Herndon Art Space's first "Third Thursday" of the year, but they are happening the Third Thursday of every month through September. Also, check out the Cristian Prez concert on May 26th. Visit http://www.artspaceherndon.org for more information and events.

We force, White and Nerdy non-firefighter, Andi from Diva Fit to get rid all of her friends even though she is an award-winning, touring, pole dancer.

• Keith is the first to pull out the triforce
• Do not wear just popcorn to the movies
• And do geeks need to roll a D20 for danger?

Andi Apple-Robey will be heading across state lines to compete in the Liberty Pole Sports Organization Competition in Philadelphia, PA on the weekend of July 30th. You can catch Andi fail live on twitch on her channel: berkanna3. Andi does all her training at DivaFit in Herndon, VA. Learn more at http://www.divafit.online

This week, Keith had to do the entire show on bended knee due to being in the presence of royalty as Rock Creek Kings shared their track "Dusk Fire Lullaby". Also this week:

• Fajita thief gets served
• Hepatitis W
• And Keith asks questions about things before our guest was even born

Rock Creek Kings are playing Velvet Lounge in Washington D.C. on Thursday, May 10th. Find out more at http://www.RockCreekKings.com

The sultry conspiracy known as The Piramid Scheme cannot confirm or deny their single "Bandwagon Jumping Machine" from the EP "Get Rich Quick Too" was on our show. Also this week:

• Income taxes are just a passing fad
• We wave on the radio
• And "our hard drive went down"

Piramid Scheme will be playing the Black Cat in Washington D.C. on Tuesday, May 1st. Find out more at http://www.PiramidScheme.com

Pitches Be Crazy bring their dope bouillabaisse noise with their cover of "Bring It Back" from their debut album "Cake Cannot Be Trusted". Also this week:

• Acapella is a dad's favorite genre
• We should be allowed to watch Mark Zuckerberg shower
• And we launch Pitches For The People

Hear the harmonies of Pitches Be Crazy on Friday, April 20th at St Charles High School in Waldorf, MD with Ball In The House. Find out more at http://www.WeMakeDopeNoise.com