Hey. You want a potted plant with AYDub logo displayed proudly on the leaves? Custom-made, hand-numbered. Will die soon from the toxic paint. Available thru our Instagram.

More bonus eps for our Patreon followers. $73/mo gets you bonus eps plus season wrap-ups plus backstage pass to our gig in Omaha. (Plane tickets not included.) 3 waters. All-inclusive laminate with personalized AYW artwork by MCMM and signed by B.DDDY. Raffle ticket to enter the giveaway of the famous under-drawers split decisively by BDDDY. Plus 6 Spaghetts.

As we wrap an epic season 1 of AYW, we pause to reflect on the work we’ve done here and the friends and lovers demolished in our wake. To make an omelet you must break a few eggs and to make an award-winning pod you must break a few hearts. What a ride it has been and if you haven’t been with us from the start, you’re probably pretty lost. I mean, it’s episodic. Like serial. Sometimes when I have the odd bowl(s) of cereal I’m like, “cereal is super dope.” Apropos of nothing, we’ve decided to drop some special lil bonus nugs as we prep season 2, prepare a massive merch drop, finish the editing on our YouTube pilot, and sign the contract on our NBC deal. It’s no easy task wrangling flamingos as any flamingler knows: they get real rowdy and try to flock your beak. Now cozy up and say it with me: Key Bank: Stick it in us.

The heaviest of construction is no match for these cheeks.

Flocks n Beaks!!

IM THE YANG

Mav giveth and Bombdaddy taketh away. A yin and yang for the modern world, the AYDub Podcast is a beacon for light and truth in a world of darkness. Sort of darker than Christian bale’s Batman but not as dark as emo vampire Batman… more in the middle of those two. Not cartoony like keaton’s Batman cause this is serious high-brow stuff. No games.

What does G.R.U.B. stand for? Tell us at [email protected] to win two tickets to ride. (See website for details and blackout states. Terms and conditions apply. Must dominate snacks. No talking.)

Are you an official G.R.U.B.? Do you wanna be? Sign up at the website anythingyouwantpod.com. Merch comin’ toot-sweet. Hold on like you mean it. Heart emoji.

Context: on the d.l. in family pictures.