In todays episode we review expensive champagne consumed at a company party. One has to wonder where the line is between work friends and friend friends and when the time is right to let your hair down and max out the 3DL*. Much has been made of the 3DL and it’s importance in society and polite culture at large. Some have suggested the designation to be 3DM*, but this lives in a world of semantics too broad to approach here. The important thing is to maintain an order of professionalism and dignity and keep one’s wits about him/her. Has exceeding the 3DL proved exceptions to the rule? Of course. Summer nights are long and who wants to see them end? 3DL is more of a guideline than an unbreakable law—a lifeline to tomorrow you: a happier, brighter one.

Ulysse Collin champagnes are highly- sought, exquisite, small-batch wines. Today we review the Le Jardin 2015 cuvée. We discuss the aromatics, and how the soils of soft clay and silex topsoils over limestone add to the terroir of the vintage.

It’s been too long since I touched grass. Hit us up if you got it clean.

*3 Drink Limit

**3 Drink Maximum

I tell you what: I love me some baseball. When you get past the surface levels of hitting a ball and running bases, a deep pool of history and time suspension opens up to you. Baseball has a black hole effect that if you open your third eye to, time and space become relative and you are able to exist outside the realm of mortal concerns and the bounds of western calendar month/day/hour/minute divisions are but a barrel of monkeys in an ocean of orcas. America’s pastime does pass time and yet somewhere in the 6th inning a realization that no time exists but only love for your family and friends and the existence you share together. Heady Topper is a cult favorite beer from Vermont meant to be drunk from the can, preferably at a high-school baseball game while sitting in the grass. In todays ep, we review the beer itself, the history of the lauded brewery, it’s ties to craft beer culture, and the re-emergence of the mustache in pro baseball. Shave all but the lip, sip, and blip out…

In today’s review, we tackle the biggest movie of the summer, né year, né life: Top Gun Maverick. We go in-depth to discuss the intricate details of the film, the metaphors to life and aging, to love and laughter, to space and time. Is Mach 10 a point in time or a space in time? Does Maverick break the speed record or discover time travel? When Tommy cruise hits max speed does he reach out and touch matthew mcconaughey in the movie Interstellar? Is he wearing the same watch? Can he stop the dust bowl from ruining the planet by destroying the Russians/Koreans/terrorists uranium bunker? We discuss the intricacies of offense/defense beach football, how to score and deflect simultaneously. How using Pam is the best way to get a tan, and how living in an airplane hangar makes the ideal bachelor pad. Join us for this intense exchange of ideas, won’t you?