Sorry for the delay everyone but we are back and get a crazy wellness check from Lily involving frosting and then hear about Dylan's trip to Guatemala. Plus Dyl and Lil discuss the perfect temperature and taste of ketchup for the ultimate french fry experience. We also tease a listener submission at the end that we will finish on the next episode.

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Hello everybody. Happy snow day to all of our east coast listeners! Today we go over some questions submitted on IG and discuss the challenges of finding modern day love, what kind of pie we will eat on Pi day, and why no one is picking up their dog poop from the snow!

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what's up guys we're a LITTLE all over the place today. Also it's a shorter ep. because my computer died. Today we talk about the positives of public shaming, Lily getting into Fairy Fiction, planned obsolescence, and how we're anti Apple Watch. Enjoy!

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whats up everyone, today Dyl and Lil get into how Dylan's motorcycle was stolen, is it ok to have a bouncy castle at your wedding, Lily's manifestation dinner, and then Lily reads Dylan's fortune!

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Today Dyl and Lil discuss Dylan's upcoming solo trip to Costa Rica (wellness check!), what a "normal" family looks like, and Lily's almost Karen moment. Remember to rate and review!

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Today Dyl and Lil discuss their plans for getting left at the altar, 90s romcoms with Hugh Grant, Lily doing her make up for a party, and whether cat owners are delusional. Remember to rate and review!

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Welcome back to another special episode featuring Lily!

Today Dyl and Lil discuss a troubling google for Dylan’s “wellness check”, how grandpas think you should apply for jobs, Lily’s uncanny ability for axe throwing and “rage bait” being word of the year. Plus they encourage a young listener to move out West with their grandmother! Remember to rate and review!

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Surprise, Lily is back! On today's very special episode Dyl and Lil pick up where they left off and talk about what they want their last words to be, how to properly sniff a baby, perform a wellness check on themselves and much more. 

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Hello everybody today we talk about Viking slumber parties, how Netflix ruins tv shows, tips for finding a job, David Harbour and Lilly Allen, and why peaking in high school is ideal.

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Hello everybody, today we’re talking about showing up for your friends, a blue chew ad playing loudly during a party, guys who are obsessed with survival, and the joy of eating a bad sandwich. 

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