Michael Harrison is a nationally touring comedian who has been seen on Queer as Folk on Showtime and is headlining Caroline's Comedy Club tonight! 

Dylan and FreddyG discuss Michael growing up in rural Canada where his father worked in a slaughterhouse NOT killing pigs, how his ex-girlfriend was a pathological liar, and the one time he matched with an undercover CIA agent on Tinder who he still talks to regularly! 

There's a whole lot more to Michael that you'll hear on this weeks show, plus FreddyG's insight on Rosh Hashanah. 

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Wow, they all said it wouldn't happen (no one actually said anything), but we made it to ONE FULL YEAR OF MODEL AND THE MENSCH! We ring in the new year with Menschel favorite Wendi Starling and have a fantastic show. Wendi discusses why she never tried cocaine as a child, and when she first discovered she was bi-polar. Plus we talk about FreddyG's bowel movements way to much and also try to find out whether Ghandi and Hitler were friends?

Thank you so much to all the Menschels in the Menschel army who have stuck with us for this first year, we can't wait to grow 10-fold during this next one!

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Lucas Connolly (Comedy Central/Guys We F*cked) chats with the guys about all the different drugs he did. It's insane!

Then he talks about how he got and stayed sober. Freddy opens the episode complaining about the lack of self-plunging toilets and ends it complaining about celebrities who won't say why they are famous in their twitter bio.

Listen up guys and rate and review to join the Menschel Army #always5starsonly5stars. Thanksgiving is right around the corner and we want to know who is coming!

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Halfway to a hundred and who better to help us get there than comedian Eman El-Husseini (Just for Laughs Festival).

FreddyG and Dylan welcome her to the show with a discussion on the married woman that FreddyG yelled at in his uber-pool. Eman then explains her experience growing up in the Middle East, fleeing from Kuwait in the middle of the night to Canada, and opening for famous comedian Patton Oswalt because of a twitter message. 

Lastly, they explore the family tensions caused by her wife being Jewish and she being Muslim. What an episode! 

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NYC stand up comedian Alex Pavone is on the show today! Dylan starts off by celebrating the return of Freddy's wife, meaning that FreddyG won't be as needy with Dylan.

Then Dylan, FreddyG, and Alex discuss how Alex was robbed on his first drug deal, has a dad who carries around a hatchet, and the medical trauma that can occur from sex with an uncircumcised penis. 

There's a lot of dick talk in this episode so get ready Menschels!

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Menschel Army, this one is for you! We heard your cries and we called Martin Shkreli again...and he didn't answer. But have no fear! We will keep trying and we left him a great voicemail. Dylan and FreddyG also discuss guys that watch lesbian porn and another instance of FreddyG peeing on cars after not being able to find any public restroom.

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Menchel Army we sure do have a treat for you today! Iris Bahr joins FreddyG and Dylan on the show to discuss her roles on shows such as The Big Bang Theory, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and The King of Queens. Also, she was on WTF with Marc Maron, so yeah we're BLOWING UP.

We learn about Iris's legendary first audition with Larry David, how she was replaced by two men on the pilot of The Big Bang Theory, and the origin of her famous character "Svetlana." 

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We've got comedian Bob Hansen (The Best Bob I Can Be) on the show today. He lets FreddyG and Dylan into the alleged conspiracy against Bobs all over the nation. Bobs are going extinct according to this Bob, but he isn't going out without a fight! Plus, the guys discuss people calling their boyfriends or girlfriends "partners" and so much more!

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Stand up comedian Paul Spratt stops by the show to discuss his new album: "F**k Yeah! Paul's here."

The discussion ranges from Paul's terrible experience as an Uber driver, putting a two-way mirror bathroom in movie theaters, and all the different public places Paul has had sex, including a car he was driving!

Rate and review the podcast and please someone send FreddyG some salami!

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Menschels we have another kicka$$ woman on the show today. Kaytlin Bailey (writer for shitheadsteve.com and great comic) joins FreddyG and Dylan to discuss her experience as a sex worker and how she began at 17 out of pure curiosity.

Plus, hear FreddyG disgrace the lead singer of Linkin Park, what Kaytlin bought with her first dollar from sex work, and much more!

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