Episode 16 - If you give a ginger some taffy...

If you give a ginger some taffy, he's going to want a 4 cylinder Porsche. And then he'll want to complain about Formula One's new regulations with his friend, eye autonomous vehicles with skeptical optimism, and wonder aloud about how VW could downsize.

Or he'll just chew loudly into a microphone.

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Episode 15 - It's chaos in the blanket fort!

Ian's responsible for a talk about feelings, there's porn on my soup bowl, and we're both really excited about a Volvo.

From the emotional low of the Pirelli calendar backlash, to the high of a coworker finally understanding what the hell you're talking about, we've got some ground to cover (and some anatomy to draw) this time around.

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Episode 14

The eyes of the blanket fort turn to the Italian auto industry, with only a few small pit stops along the way to discuss prog rock, Toyota's attitude towards enthusiasts and "styling by sturgeon". This round of FMK cars gives birth to the friendliest superhero ever, gets Ian in trouble with his wife, and nets Dave a new/old friend.

Here's a link to the crazy John McAfee article on Wired. Sheesh.

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Episode 13

It turns out the Ford Motor Company does not listen to the advice of old-before-their-ages amateur podcasters before making major decisions about the corporate strategy of their luxury automobile brands. We exact revenge by performing our first review in what is a glorious -- if temporarily -- feelings-free blanket fort.

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Episode 12

Dave redesigned the blanket fort, or is it actually the lair for the worst Bond villain ever?

A lair would be fitting this week, since talking about lots of heroes - heroes at the Vehicle Vault-hosted Cars and Coffee putting huge engines in small cars, heroic kart track employees, and potential for Saab racing heroism from your humble hosts.

Also, Dave has a toy car and Ian's baby has added the rotten cheese option to the VW key. So, yeah: meet the new blanket fort, same as the old blanket fort.

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Episode 11

Sometimes you make a proclamation so tentative you need to sacrifice some virgins just to be sure. This week's "all clear" for the TeamClearCoat garage is no exception.

Dave confronts the existence of the awful Man-Sorry tuning house, while Ian fumbles for a connection between an album he likes and Regular Car Reviews.

Oh, and at least one of us is too damn old for SEMA.

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